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Michael Jackson daughter Paris 'tries to kill herself'

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Frankie_b, Jun 5, 2013.

  1. Frankie_b

    Frankie_b Talk softly and drive a big tank!

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  2. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    Hope she doesn't succeed until one of us gets to tag her. A cutter with MJ as a dad? Guaranteed to be damaged goods!
     
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  3. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    I remember being in middle school/high school and getting all tingly in my nethers when I heard of a classmate's attempt.
     
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  4. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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  5. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Sounds like a perfect candidate for some quality healing time at the Compound.
     
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  6. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Is Pepsi sponsoring the meltdown?*

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  7. Arch Stanton

    Arch Stanton It's all about the funny!

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    Michael Jackson took ten years to kill himself.
     
  8. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Umm she is half bleck though...
     
  9. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Her real 'daddy' wasn't MJ, sir. Look at those blue eyes and see for yourself.
     
  10. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Well the turkey baster receptacle had blue eyes...

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    Or could be contacts I guess...
     
  11. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    The sperms donor was a white guy. Also, friends with MJ.
     
  12. Your_Moms_Box

    Your_Moms_Box Free Shit / Socialism 2016

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    I thought the rumor was that McCauley Culkin was the donor.

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  13. gorram

    gorram ;)

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    He's Bad











    boo
     
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  14. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Attention whore.
     
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  15. Atomic Fireball

    Atomic Fireball Well-Known Member
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    Next time she should consider propofol.
     
  16. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    Spoiled rich cunt.
     
  17. MetalBender

    MetalBender I like fistables.

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    She's like the exact opposite of Navin R Johnson.
     
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  18. Master Paux

    Master Paux Dry Drunk

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    Ugh. I hardly feel sorry for her.
     
  19. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    did you draw your eyebrows on with those new thick sharpies?
     
  20. Master Paux

    Master Paux Dry Drunk

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    Yes. Yes I did.
     
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  21. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    Wait, Marilyn Manson is still performing?
     
  22. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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  23. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    She's gonna be a great lay if she lives to be legal.
     
  24. tattered

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    Im sure she already is a great lay. By time shes legal shell be in the bigs taking a fisting like a champ.................yeah ill brb
     
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    Propofol is some fucked up shit. On the ride home from getting my nose fixed, I saw a car get side swiped and cracked up like it was a Richard Pryor bit. Then I puked.
     

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