Military rolls UFO through town

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Video with pictures, http://www.wjla.com/articles/2012/06/military-plane-mistaken-for-ufo-in-college-park-76947.html

An unidentified flying object was allegedly spotted in the College Park area overnight, as seen in this Twitter picture. But sadly, for those hoping the object was a real UFO, officials say it was a rather large military plane instead.

Still, the mistaken “UFO” had some drivers doing a double take Wednesday night. Many tweeted pictures of the object, with captions like this one: “UFO landed 2 lights from my house.”

Maryland State Police told ABC7 News that the military plane was being escorted from West Virginia to the Patuxent River Naval Air Station in southern Maryland.

The plane is reportedly 82 feet long, 32 feet wide and 14 feet high.
 

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Looks suspiciously like an RQ-170 to me...
 
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Looks suspiciously like an RQ-170 to me...
I thought the same thing, but those dimensions are way bigger. Probably a manned version meant to be a middle between the F-117 and the B-2? That'd be my guess.

And who are these fucking rubes? All of our stealth shit looks exactly like that. I'm just surprised that the military moved it in the open like that.
 

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I thought the same thing, but those dimensions are way bigger. Probably a manned version meant to be a middle between the F-117 and the B-2? That'd be my guess.

And who are these fucking rubes? All of our stealth shit looks exactly like that. I'm just surprised that the military moved it in the open like that.
Or someone fudged the numbers one way or the other - either the original supposed stats of the -170 were too small, or the ones of the thing on the truck were too big. Plus, the wingspan and nose-to-tail measurements sound backwards, especially for a drone.
 

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I love how people think that if the government caught an alien craft, they'd just drive it through the streets on a flatbed like that.
 

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I love how people think that if the government caught an alien craft, they'd just drive it through the streets on a flatbed like that.
Unless if it was a UFO and they just told people it was a drone...
 

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If you listen at the end of the video, you can hear the reporter sucking cock.
 

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It's amazing people called 911 over this.