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"Miss Holocaust Survivor" Crowned in Israel

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  1. Lord Zero

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    http://news.yahoo.com/miss-holocaust-survivor-crowned-israel-220808016.html

     
  2. Lord Zero

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    Tune in next year for The Miss Ash Pageant.
     
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    Oh boy... I was hoping Wackbag wouldn't get wind of this story.
     
  4. Lord Zero

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    Why? Were you one of the judges?
     
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    Hahaha, I'm just joshing. Bash away. :)
     
  6. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    36259581 was sooooo much hotter than 42846255.
     
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    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    "How many of your family members were gassed?" should not be an acceptable question.
     
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  8. Lord Zero

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    "For the talent part of this contest, I will be bringing my relatives back to life by adding water."
     
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  9. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Did they have a striped pajamas competition round?

    "Watch how long I can hold my breath!"





    Sorry, Neon.
     
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    The winner got a crown patch sewn to their shirt.
     
  11. Lord Zero

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    Who won the "Miss Kristallnacht" title?
     
  12. mr. sin

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    i heard there was a skills competition called SHAKE AND BAKE
     
  13. Lord Zero

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    Needless to say, the pageant was only reachable by train.
     
  14. Lord Zero

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    The heaviest contestant weighed 67lbs.
     
  15. fletcher

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    I wonder how all the runners up are doing. Did the pageant crew tell the losers to hit the showers?
     
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    Not good. The pageant officials piled them up outside the building after event.
     
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  17. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    i bet the swimsuit competition was sexy as fuck!
     
  18. Lord Zero

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    There's just something hot about a size 0 waist.
     
  19. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    the first and second runner ups were pardoned
     
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  20. fletcher

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    I wonder if all the contestants names were on a list.
     
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  21. JonBenetRamsey

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    did the judges sit in guard towers?
     
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    No, but the contestants sat in a self-made ditch.
     
  23. mr. sin

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    who had the best tattoo?
     
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    Contestant #354-77-7927.
     
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  25. DrewDown

    DrewDown All are welcome

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    I heard the winner got to keep one of her children.

    [video=youtube;-Kwqk3NVGPQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kwqk3NVGPQ[/video]
     
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