Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Lord Zero, Jun 29, 2012.
Tune in next year for The Miss Ash Pageant.
Oh boy... I was hoping Wackbag wouldn't get wind of this story.
Why? Were you one of the judges?
Hahaha, I'm just joshing. Bash away.
36259581 was sooooo much hotter than 42846255.
"How many of your family members were gassed?" should not be an acceptable question.
"For the talent part of this contest, I will be bringing my relatives back to life by adding water."
Did they have a striped pajamas competition round?
"Watch how long I can hold my breath!"
The winner got a crown patch sewn to their shirt.
Who won the "Miss Kristallnacht" title?
i heard there was a skills competition called SHAKE AND BAKE
Needless to say, the pageant was only reachable by train.
The heaviest contestant weighed 67lbs.
I wonder how all the runners up are doing. Did the pageant crew tell the losers to hit the showers?
Not good. The pageant officials piled them up outside the building after event.
i bet the swimsuit competition was sexy as fuck!
There's just something hot about a size 0 waist.
the first and second runner ups were pardoned
I wonder if all the contestants names were on a list.
did the judges sit in guard towers?
No, but the contestants sat in a self-made ditch.
who had the best tattoo?
I heard the winner got to keep one of her children.