Monkey found alone at Toronto Ikea, wearing coat

gleet

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#1
Monkey found alone at Toronto Ikea, wearing coat

CBC News

Posted: Dec 9, 2012 3:36 PM ET

Last Updated: Dec 9, 2012 6:52 PM ET

Animal control came to collect a monkey from a Toronto Ikea store on Sunday, after the animal was spotted in the parking lot.
An Ikea spokesperson told CBC News that the monkey was first spotted in the parking lot of the Ikea store located near Leslie Street and Highway 401.
A monkey was loose at Toronto Ikea on Sunday. (Courtesy of Bronwyn Page)
Staff at the store quickly contacted animal control, and the monkey was kept confined until animal services arrived.
Toronto Police Sgt. Ed Dzingala told CBC News that the owners, who were shopping in the store at the time, have come forward to claim the monkey.
Dzingala said that the animal was in a car in the parking lot and it somehow let itself out of its crate. "It's a smart mokey," he said.
"It must be somebody’s pet because he was wearing a jacket," the Ikea spokesperson said earlier, referring to the monkey, which was wearing a miniature, brown, shearling-type jacket.
The incident prompted the creation of at least two parody accounts on Twitter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2012/12/09/toronto-monkey-ikea.html
 

SatansCheerledr

Ideologically Unsound
#4
Who would call animal control? That monkey would be mine!
 

Myhairygrundle

Screw you guys, I'm going home.
#7
Was he waiting for his friend, The Man With The Yellow Hat?

He was a good monkey, but always very curious.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
#8
The little scamp looks quite dashing in that fine coat.
 

Ego

The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head
#9
He wanted his family. A monkey would be a cool pet.
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
#12
I like monkies they make the best fried chicken
 

Motor Head

HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL
#13
He wanted his family. A monkey would be a cool pet.
Depends on the monkey. A female Capuchin, yes. My brother lives in Florida and his neighbor has a little Capuchin and she's adorable with her little outfits and her shit filled diaper.
 

maz

TRueWDTer
#14
He's Adorable

But he might eat your balls
 

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
#15
He needs a name. It should be Bubbles. Or Necro Cunt Fucker. I haven't decided.
 

Hudson

Supreme Champion!!!!!
Donator
#16
Depends on the monkey. A female Capuchin, yes. My brother lives in Florida and his neighbor has a little Capuchin and she's adorable with her little outfits and her shit filled diaper.
Fuck that..I would see them run across power lines and try to get into peoples houses when I was in Florida.
 
#17
That area is older white people and a shit ton of rich Chinese.... none of those there unless you go to say Jane and Finch... or as the cops call it "The Tropics"
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
#18
He looks very warm.
 

Myhairygrundle

Screw you guys, I'm going home.
#20
The monkey is named Betsy. She is the host for a virus that is killing a small town. It is very important she be found so an antidote can be made.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
#21
I can't get enough of this badass. Look at that thing... that is one dapper little primate.

 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
#23
Look... negro wondering if the monkey has a wallet he can boost, over here is a slope broad bucking the Asians always snapping pictures stereotype, and down here this dapper like guy is like, "Whaddya want from me?"

 

Motor Head

HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL
#24
They are adorable until they sink their fangs into your face.
 

jimmyslostchin

Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?
#25
I've never owned an article of clothing that's as nice as that fucking coat. I think I just turned heel on that monkey, I kinda hate him now.
 
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