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Monkey found alone at Toronto Ikea, wearing coat

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by gleet, Dec 9, 2012.

  1. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2012/12/09/toronto-monkey-ikea.html
     
  2. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    I just lost at GTR.
     
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  3. jimmyslostchin

    jimmyslostchin Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?

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    That coat is fucking pimp.
     
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  4. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    Who would call animal control? That monkey would be mine!
     
  5. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Indeed.
     
  6. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    That monkey rules.
     
  7. Myhairygrundle

    Myhairygrundle Screw you guys, I'm going home.

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    Was he waiting for his friend, The Man With The Yellow Hat?

    He was a good monkey, but always very curious.
     
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  8. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    The little scamp looks quite dashing in that fine coat.
     
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  9. Ego

    Ego The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head

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    He wanted his family. A monkey would be a cool pet.
     
  10. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    Actually, you guessed correctly.
     
  11. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    He needs a matching hat. I'm thinking a fedora with a feather.
     
  12. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    I like monkies they make the best fried chicken
     
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  13. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    Depends on the monkey. A female Capuchin, yes. My brother lives in Florida and his neighbor has a little Capuchin and she's adorable with her little outfits and her shit filled diaper.
     
  14. maz

    maz TRueWDTer

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    He's Adorable

    But he might eat your balls
     
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  15. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    He needs a name. It should be Bubbles. Or Necro Cunt Fucker. I haven't decided.
     
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  16. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    Fuck that..I would see them run across power lines and try to get into peoples houses when I was in Florida.
     
  17. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    That area is older white people and a shit ton of rich Chinese.... none of those there unless you go to say Jane and Finch... or as the cops call it "The Tropics"
     
  18. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    He looks very warm.
     
  19. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Were the price tags still on it?
     
  20. Myhairygrundle

    Myhairygrundle Screw you guys, I'm going home.

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    The monkey is named Betsy. She is the host for a virus that is killing a small town. It is very important she be found so an antidote can be made.
     
  21. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    I can't get enough of this badass. Look at that thing... that is one dapper little primate.

    [​IMG]
     
  22. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Enough?
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    Enough?
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  23. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Look... negro wondering if the monkey has a wallet he can boost, over here is a slope broad bucking the Asians always snapping pictures stereotype, and down here this dapper like guy is like, "Whaddya want from me?"

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  24. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    They are adorable until they sink their fangs into your face.
     
  25. jimmyslostchin

    jimmyslostchin Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?

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    I've never owned an article of clothing that's as nice as that fucking coat. I think I just turned heel on that monkey, I kinda hate him now.
     

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