Monkey found alone at Toronto Ikea, wearing coat

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Monkey found alone at Toronto Ikea, wearing coat

CBC News

Posted: Dec 9, 2012 3:36 PM ET

Last Updated: Dec 9, 2012 6:52 PM ET

Animal control came to collect a monkey from a Toronto Ikea store on Sunday, after the animal was spotted in the parking lot.
An Ikea spokesperson told CBC News that the monkey was first spotted in the parking lot of the Ikea store located near Leslie Street and Highway 401.
A monkey was loose at Toronto Ikea on Sunday. (Courtesy of Bronwyn Page)
Staff at the store quickly contacted animal control, and the monkey was kept confined until animal services arrived.
Toronto Police Sgt. Ed Dzingala told CBC News that the owners, who were shopping in the store at the time, have come forward to claim the monkey.
Dzingala said that the animal was in a car in the parking lot and it somehow let itself out of its crate. "It's a smart mokey," he said.
"It must be somebody’s pet because he was wearing a jacket," the Ikea spokesperson said earlier, referring to the monkey, which was wearing a miniature, brown, shearling-type jacket.
The incident prompted the creation of at least two parody accounts on Twitter.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2012/12/09/toronto-monkey-ikea.html
 

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I just lost at GTR.
 

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That coat is fucking pimp.
 

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Was he waiting for his friend, The Man With The Yellow Hat?

He was a good monkey, but always very curious.
 

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The little scamp looks quite dashing in that fine coat.
 

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He wanted his family. A monkey would be a cool pet.
 

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I like monkies they make the best fried chicken
 

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He wanted his family. A monkey would be a cool pet.
Depends on the monkey. A female Capuchin, yes. My brother lives in Florida and his neighbor has a little Capuchin and she's adorable with her little outfits and her shit filled diaper.
 

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He needs a name. It should be Bubbles. Or Necro Cunt Fucker. I haven't decided.
 

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Depends on the monkey. A female Capuchin, yes. My brother lives in Florida and his neighbor has a little Capuchin and she's adorable with her little outfits and her shit filled diaper.
Fuck that..I would see them run across power lines and try to get into peoples houses when I was in Florida.
 
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That area is older white people and a shit ton of rich Chinese.... none of those there unless you go to say Jane and Finch... or as the cops call it "The Tropics"
 

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He looks very warm.
 

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The monkey is named Betsy. She is the host for a virus that is killing a small town. It is very important she be found so an antidote can be made.
 

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I can't get enough of this badass. Look at that thing... that is one dapper little primate.

 

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Look... negro wondering if the monkey has a wallet he can boost, over here is a slope broad bucking the Asians always snapping pictures stereotype, and down here this dapper like guy is like, "Whaddya want from me?"

 

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I've never owned an article of clothing that's as nice as that fucking coat. I think I just turned heel on that monkey, I kinda hate him now.