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More Muslim Outrage! Butterball's Turkeys are certified Halal!

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by MayrMeninoCrash, Nov 21, 2011.

  1. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    In a blog brought to you by the most outraged anti-Muslim this side of Shooter McGavin, Pamela Gellar (the Anti-Ground Zero Mosque lady) wants to remind you that the turkey you are eating this Thanksgiving was probably prepared in accordance to Muslim food handling procedures

    Read more: http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/11/happy_halal_thanksgiving.html#ixzz1eMmsG5Dr

    Question for the resident JOOS here. Isn't kosher and halal slaughter basically the same ritual? Don't most plants who are certified kosher also receive halal certification for meat processing? Is this more impotent outrage by the queen of it?
     
  2. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    One differentiation between Halal and Kosher is that before slaughter, Halal requires the praying to Allah. Kosher does not require a prayer to God before slaughtering

    http://meat.tamu.edu/kosher.html
     
  3. Mags

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    So the Jews don't Tebow before torturing the animal to death?
     
  4. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Pretty much...
     
  5. Mags

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    Got it.
     
  6. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    It also looks like the Jews require slaughter by "a pious man" whereas Muslims will eat anything as long as the Mexican in the rendering plant cuts his throat cleanly.
     
  7. Neon

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    Pamela Geller is a dummy.
     
  8. ADD Theater

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    I don't buy it. That's a lot of extra work and time. That's why halal and kosher food is usually marked as such and sold for more $.
     
  9. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    I think I'll use this shit thread for my Shooter McGavin appreciation thread.

    Title:Shooter McGavin Appreciation Thread

    Shootr rules.

    He might 'technically' be insane, yeah, but he also hates the shit out of Muslims. And that's all that matters.

    Who doesn't appreciate Shootr McGavin. Commies, that's who.
     
  10. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    And all the blood has to be drained...
     
  11. Josh_R

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    This is completely stupid on both sides. 1. Who the fuck cares that their meat got prayed over in Arabic? 2. Why would Butterball do this at all? Do Muslims even celebrate Thanksgiving?
     
  12. Ego

    Ego The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head

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    What if I put a hunk of bacon or salt pork inside the turkey before I stick it in the oven? Will that cancel out all the derka derka nonsense?
     
  13. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    When I lived in New York, I absolutely loved Hallal cart. I don't care what dangerous horrible bacteria I was ingesting, but it was delicious.
     
  14. Psychopath

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    Who fucking cares, dumb broad.
     
  15. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    This needs to be in the food forum.

    (stomach so empty
     
  16. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    Money - If they can just incorporate Halal procedures into their overall assembly line there's no need to designate different turkeys as "halal" or "non-halal". That way there's no risk of some suicide bomber taking out the operation when he takes a bite of possibly "contaminated" turkey.
     
  17. Cybouncer

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    By that logic, would that make Nick Berg Halal?
     
  18. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    No, the jew is not a clean animal. he's the spawn of Satan.
     
  19. Party Rooster

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    Since the Alter-Neon hasn't chimed in yet...:icon_cool

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  20. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    Is Spencer Tracy jewish? Can we eat him?

    Fuckin' starvin'
     
  21. Neon

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    What is that picture even supposed to mean?
     
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    You wear socks that don't cover your feet. And, quite possibly, you're a Guitar Villain.
     
  23. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    And you have little Barbara Streisand faces on either side of you at all times.
     
  24. OilyJillFart

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    Doesn't matter to me.
    Religious rules of food preparation were all created to make food safe back when people had no clue what pathogens were, only that certain practices made people not die when they were followed. Not a big deal.
     
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    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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