More things John McCain cant do.

PMB917

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He can't climb the rope in gym class.

He can't compete in the NBA Slam Dunk competition.

He can't reach the hidden cookie jar.

He cant high five anyone.
 

Zona992006

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More things John McCain cant do.

Win an election?
 
Apr 14, 2003
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Sent in as an IF this morning...

He can't hold up the "break" sign.
 

Cunt Smasher

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Missed some of the show when they did this,so...
If John McCain ever gets held up,he's fucking dead.
 

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Hail a Cab..
Dance like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever
Go rock climbing
have fun on a roller coaster
 

Stig

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He can't do the Safety Dance.
 

Stig

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He can't do chin-ups.
Can't perform any kind of overhand tennis stroke.
He can't spike a volleyball.
He can't fly like Superman or swing from the trees like Tarzan.
He can't Heil Hitler.
He can't do the "How" thing if he needs to greet an Indian.
 

Jimmy's Dignity

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he can't:
  • raise the roof
  • signal "It's Good"
  • answer questions in class
  • do keg stands
 

Debbie1125

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He can't do the touchdown sign when his favorite football team scores.

Damn, I wasn't quick enough. Jimmy's Dignity beat me to it with something similar. Oh well might as well let this one stay. I'll think of something later.
 

Stig

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Probably been covered already... but can he take the oath (raise right hand)?
No. Which means he's not actually required to fulfill his duties. Typical government employee.