More things John McCain cant do.

PMB917

Black Earl fan since day one
Oct 4, 2004
266
#1
He can't climb the rope in gym class.

He can't compete in the NBA Slam Dunk competition.

He can't reach the hidden cookie jar.

He cant high five anyone.
 

Zona992006

New Wackbag
Jan 26, 2007
0
#2
More things John McCain cant do.

Win an election?
 

Kris_LTRMa

LoseTheRadio.net's Ma
Nov 17, 2006
333
#3
Silly Zona .. of course he can win - but he can't wave to everybody after he does
 
Apr 14, 2003
0
#5
Sent in as an IF this morning...

He can't hold up the "break" sign.
 

Cunt Smasher

Caligula Jr.
Aug 26, 2005
628
#6
Missed some of the show when they did this,so...
If John McCain ever gets held up,he's fucking dead.
 

Hudson

Supreme Champion!!!!!
Donator
Jan 14, 2002
898
#8
Hail a Cab..
Dance like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever
Go rock climbing
have fun on a roller coaster
 

Stig

Making America So Great You Won't Believe It.
Jul 26, 2005
623
#9
He can't do the Safety Dance.
 

Sinn Fein

Infidel and White Interloper
Wackbag Staff
Aug 29, 2002
898
#10
I'm actually wondering if he can rub one out.
 

Stig

Making America So Great You Won't Believe It.
Jul 26, 2005
623
#11
He can't do chin-ups.
Can't perform any kind of overhand tennis stroke.
He can't spike a volleyball.
He can't fly like Superman or swing from the trees like Tarzan.
He can't Heil Hitler.
He can't do the "How" thing if he needs to greet an Indian.
 

Stig

Making America So Great You Won't Believe It.
Jul 26, 2005
623
#13
I'm actually wondering if he can rub one out.
You may think he's a dickhead, but he does not have a penis like a unicorn horn.
 

Jimmy's Dignity

Pound my bloody fudge!!
Staff member
Wackbag Staff
May 27, 2005
663
#14
he can't:
  • raise the roof
  • signal "It's Good"
  • answer questions in class
  • do keg stands
 

RobeSoup&Tears

Get 'em while they're hot
Aug 16, 2005
643
#16
Adjust the airconditioning.


Address the folks seated in the mezzanine
 

Debbie1125

Registered User
Mar 4, 2007
178
#17
He can't do the touchdown sign when his favorite football team scores.

Damn, I wasn't quick enough. Jimmy's Dignity beat me to it with something similar. Oh well might as well let this one stay. I'll think of something later.
 

Sinn Fein

Infidel and White Interloper
Wackbag Staff
Aug 29, 2002
898
#18
Probably been covered already... but can he take the oath (raise right hand)?
 

Stig

Making America So Great You Won't Believe It.
Jul 26, 2005
623
#20
Probably been covered already... but can he take the oath (raise right hand)?
No. Which means he's not actually required to fulfill his duties. Typical government employee.
 

Debbie1125

Registered User
Mar 4, 2007
178
#23
Reach for the item that's way up on the grocery store shelf
 

RobeSoup&Tears

Get 'em while they're hot
Aug 16, 2005
643
#25
Team up with George in the Patty Cake Tournaments without grunting in pain.