when i was about 12 or 13
we rented a place in the poconos
found a picture of some mature lady
between the cushions of a sofa
maybe the owners wife
or another renter
gray and black hair
and a big smile on her face
ahhh the good ole days
Ummm, my uncle by blood married a woman (My Aunt) when I was like 10 or so. She was pretty hot, so when I was like 14 or so I took a family photograph of her in to the bathroom and jacked. Hey, I didn't really know internet porn existed, looking back though it is kind of wrong.
However, not related by blood. Let me stress that.
I cut out a small grainy black and white photo of kathy ireland from the local papers tv guide. Then, to protect it, I put it into on of those individual plastic baseball card holders and hid it between the mattress and the box spring of my bed.
I jacked to everything. THe stand out for me was Valerie Bertonelli in a tub on "One day at a time" Not that embarassing, but I also remember spanking to Mona on "Who's the Boss?", just because she was supposed to be slutty.