Mother: Daughter raaaped after drinking Four Loko

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When i was a kid i went to this guys mansion and he had roller coasters in the backyard.

He offered me some tasty drink called Jeans juice or something.

That's all i remember.
 

Yesterdays Hero

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Sounds like the same kind of shit that went on with the slit that sued the makers of Nutella (and won) for saying it was healthy.

This slit is looking for a payday.
 

Mags

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"To the man, she said, 'I'm a good girl. Don't! Please don't,'" said the mother. "And she said, 'stop!'"

Lolwut? Are they Messicans?
 

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Ummm noone pumped it down your daughter's gullet you dumb broad...and they refomulated it, no Caffeine in it any more..