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  1. f kane

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    Men accused of stealing $65,000 in chicken wings from Ga. storage facility, report says

    Dewayne Patterson (left), Renaldo Jackson
    / CBS Atlanta
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    (CBS/AP) DORAVILLE, Ga. - Two Georgia men were arrested Wednesday for allegedly stealing $65,000 worth of frozen chicken wings from a cold storage business where they worked, CBS Atlanta reports.

    Police said storage facility employees 35-year-old Dewayne Patterson and 26-year-old Renaldo Jackson are charged with theft after stealing the wings from Nordic Cold storage in Doraville, just north of Atlanta.
    A rental truck was pulled up to a bay door at the storage facility and was then loaded with 10 pallets of Tyson frozen chicken wings, according to a police report. Managers told police that Jackson used a forklift to load the wings wile Patterson served as a lookout.
    CBS Atlanta reports that one five-pound bag of frozen Tyson's chicken wings sells for about $12.50, and a nationwide chicken shortage is now driving up the price of wings. The station estimates that about 26,000 pounds of wings were stolen from the facility.
    Police said there was no word on the whereabouts of the wings.
     
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  2. LiddyRules

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    To be fair, cops always overestimate the street value during these seizures. They're probably approximating $30 per wing.
     
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    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    What do chicken wings go for on the black market these days?
     
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    That's like some pharmaceutical grade shit, yo.
     
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    About tree fiddy.
     
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    It always seems to be fucking Georgia. Take a circular saw and go along the borders of GA. Push that fucker out to sea.
     
  8. f kane

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    You just know that the meal in jail that night was chicken. Perhaps the cops used it as an interrogation technique to make them crack. No chicken? then no chicken!
     
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    ......the BLACK market......

    I see what you did there.
     
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    phase 1 - steal 26,000lbs of chicken wings
    phase 2 - ?
    phase 3 - profit
     
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    phase 4 - take that shit to reddit
     
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    Even I know a stolen frozen chicken fence. I mean he charges a huge percentage, but it's a very niche industry.
     
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    Don't know, but white people can get them for around three bucks a pound.
     
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    Nice thread title.
     
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    I laffed.

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    Well, they were employed for awhile, anyways.
     
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    Guess they saw my thread....
     
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    Rick Ross caught with Hot Sauce on Face...
     
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    ...ggers are the scourge of the planet?
     
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    Fixed.
     
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    Surely they traded some of their ill gotten gains for a pallet of Tide.
     
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