Saw some trailers at the theater the other day. Firstly, this Joseph Gordon Leavitt vehicle looks so bad, I thought it was a joke. [video=youtube;Pn6ie1zCkZU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn6ie1zCkZU[/video] I love when movies make up worlds that don't exist. Like in those break dance movies, there's always an established world of competitive street break dancing. In this, it's the fast paced world of bike messaging. Getting chased by the cops, and avoiding them on a bike. Awesome. YOU SEE HIM AVOID THAT COP WITH THE WHEELY FLIP!!!!1! This looked equally bad. [video=youtube;hTUvX_pYNBM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTUvX_pYNBM&feature=related[/video] It was really hard to hear over the sound of 75 vaginas collectively moistening. I couldn't be happier that that dude from Star Trek is going bald already.