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My Brother's Car Got Silly Stringed

Discussion in 'Wackbag Home Improvement & Car Repair' started by Absolutely, Feb 26, 2012.

  1. Absolutely

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    My brother bought a brand new Dodge Challenger about a month ago, black.
    This morning, we go outside, and it's covered in silly string.

    And I guess it kind of screwed up the paint or the shine/finish. He took it through a car wash, but you can still see some lines and circles.

    He's ready to go door-to-door looking for kids.
     
  2. Stig

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    God damned young people...
     
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    Paging Fez Man.
     
  4. Absolutely

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    Well, crisis averted it seems.
    After using a micro-fiber and soapy water all the cum stain looking rings went away...
    So, I guess it's fine.

    But he was ready to go kid hunting.
     
  5. fletcher

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    Uncle Paul approves.

    And if you ever find the kid or more likely of age drivers who did it, get a package of oscar meyer bologna and slap a few slices on the hood of their car in the hot noon time sun. I have heard that works wonders.
     
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  7. Absolutely

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    I assume they were little girls.
    For some reason, in the last year, I've seen girls around 10-12 walking through the street with silly string in their pajamas.

    I live in a rough-neck area of town with girl gangs I think...
     
  8. Chino Kapone

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    Number 1 reason why I don't want to get a new car... Outside of being further in debt. People don't respect other peoples cars. It's so fucking annoying... I don't think I could keep any kind of composure... So fucking annoying.
     
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    Well, that story went from annoying to hot in a heartbeat.
     
  10. Absolutely

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    It seems very stressful.
    Because it's brand new, he's worried about everything. He parks like 15 spots from the nearest car, etc.

    Yesterday a rock flew up at his windshield and left a tiny little nick and he was mad.
     
  11. Stig

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    Is he one of those assholes who parks his "Important Car" across two spaces?
     
  12. stevethrower

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    When we lived in MA... the car down the street from us had a polka dot paint finish... the dots seemed to be primer.
     
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    If his New cars finish was ruined by silly string he should be more upset with Dodge for putting cheap clear coat on his 30+k car.
     
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    Really. Roving girl gangs with silly string.

    If they are wearing bikinis I'm gonna get wood.
     
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    That's why I don't celebrate birthdays anymore. Too fucking dangerous.
     
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    He said their wearing pajamas, which I think is better anyway. Is **** an acceptable punishment for silly stringing someone?
     
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    That would blow ass. Wonder what the fuck they did it for. Prank from a 'friend' or someshit? Or was it just random?

    I fucking hate Ani Di'Franco. Cannot wait until that slit's picture is gone. Boo.
     
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    [ pulp fiction] dialog about people respecting peoples rides[/ pulp fiction]
     
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    Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch silly string, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON SILLY STRING DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this ******'s silly string.


    "Don't silly string another man's automobile, you just don't do it."
     
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    White people problems.
     
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