My computer is full of viruses--HELP ME PLEASE

jimmyjimjimz

Wackbag's version of The Miz
#1
My computer is full of viruses and spyware and shit right now. I'm posting this from my Wii, because that's the only way I can get on the internet right now. Can someone help me and tell me what to do just in case I can get on my computer?
 

ruckstande

Posts mostly from the shitter.
#2
Why can't you get on your computer?
 

6DollarDrunk

Put baby in container with snake
#3
I'll take the high road and not answer with a smart ass remark.

When the computer is booting up hit F8 a whole sit load of times until you get the "boot to safe mode" screen. Boot to safe mode "no networking" and run your virus scanner. See if it can remove it. Write down the names of the virus, if any, that it lists. Go on the internet with your wii or another computer and research those viruses and how to remove them. Go back to your computer, in safe mode, with the instructions and double check to make sure they've been removed. That should work. If it doesnt let us know. Oh and stay away from the gay, donkey porn from now on.
 

MrAbovePar

En Taro Anthony
#4
Boot up in safe mode as stated above, run your virus scanner also. Odds are it won't find jack or won't be able to do anything worthwhile. If you can get Kaspersky's anti-virus software, there's a free trial of it that I guarantee will clean everything that even looks like a virus off of it.

also try this. When in safe mode run msconfig. Select Selective Start-up. then hit the start-up tab and uncheck anything that you aren't absolutely positive you need. This will get rid of some spyware programs that load on start-up.

But I recommend getting Kaspersky's, Ad-Aware SE, and Spybot as a basic line of defense.
 

ruckstande

Posts mostly from the shitter.
#6
When it comes to virus software I always recommend Avaste Home edition. It is free and it runs a bootscan if you want. If you can get into safe mode with networking I would download that from avaste.com and run it.
 
#8
get spin rite and then reinstall windows. no virus scaner will help you enough if viruses are fuckin over your pc that badly.
 
#9
give it some broth and let it sit on the couch in a robe & moan. I hear things may get better before the 'end game' sets in...
 

Picklestyle

Registered User
#13
Get friend to download the following and burn to cd.

Ad-ware trial
Spysweeper Trial
PC Doctor Trial
Ewido Trial
CCleaner Trial or Registry mechanic
Hijack this
CWS Shredder

Burn those to a cd.

Boot to safe mode WITH networking. Hit f8 to do so.

Once you are in Windows
Hit start/run type msconfig

click on startup. and then disable all. click apply.
Click on services. click the check box at the bottom that says hide all Microsoft Services. then disable everything.

Please make note of what you disable. So you know what to turn on when you are done.

Pop in the cd with the burned applications that you got from your buddy.

start running each program in the order that I listed. Hijack this can be really confusing. Dont uncheck anything that you are not sure what it is. Doing so will hose your PC. YOu can copy the log it creates then post it at the hijack this forum and they can assist you with what to clean off.

after you get done

hit start/run type cmd. Then type chkdsk /r it will ask you if you want to run it at next boot. Tell it yes.

once this is all done and this will take a while. Down load AVast or Panda or avg and scan your PC for virus infections.

Once you are done run reg mechanic again to clean your temps and reg repiar and you should be in a good position. Then unistall limewire or any file sharring programs other than bit torrent and stop looking for gay porn.

then go buy Webroot spysweeper WITH Anti virus and install it and enjoy your PC.


I do this for a living. I am an on site agent with Geeksquad. IF you think this is too much for you to do solo. Then call them.
 

Picklestyle

Registered User
#14
also you may want to run Winsockfix to correct any corrupted winsock and LSP entries that my have been affected by your current infections.

Kazzaa Begone is a good tool to use as well.
 

HumpX

Character Assassin
#15
what makes you think its running slow because of Viruses/spyware? If its slow from the point where BIOS kicks in then its probably NOT a virus but maybe a fragmented HD, a hardware failure, etc

give a bit more info before you start getting crazy over it
 
#17
Depending on what kind of computer you have you can restore your system back to a saved date in the past and all of the things/memory added after that point will be deleted from the hard drive.

Or you can do a full-system restore where you wipe the hard drive and reinstall Windows.

The third option would be to buy a program called Ewido ( i forget the new name of the company that bought them out) that works pretty well because it checks for everything and will delete viruses that Norton won't.

www.ewido.net

And here is the final option :)

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MrAbovePar

En Taro Anthony
#19
Better:

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The second one has BSD in it.
 

Beeman99

Registered User
#20
My computer is full of viruses and spyware and shit right now. I'm posting this from my Wii, because that's the only way I can get on the internet right now. Can someone help me and tell me what to do just in case I can get on my computer?

go to www.symantecviruscheck.com, it'll find all the viruses you have, and tell you how to fix them. you can thank me later.
 

peewee

Registered User
#21
get spin rite and then reinstall windows. no virus scaner will help you enough if viruses are fuckin over your pc that badly.
x2. it is really the only way you are going to make sure everything is gone. your computer will work like new once you do it. after you reinstall windows i suggest you download all those programs everyone recommended to keep your computer working this time around.
 

poopiebottoms

Sparkling Wiggles Lover
#22
I'm about 99% sure that the free AOL virus software is just an AOL face on Kapersky's AV.

Kapersky's is supposed to be the most thorough.
 

Grem

Enjoying life one T-Cell at a time.
#24
I tried to use Kapersky once, it fucked everthing up and I had to reformat my hard drive.
 

Mother Shucker

I'm over here now.
#25
Less time looking at meatspin, more time using virus software and spybot.
 
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