My family IS FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!!!

norton23

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I wasn't sure if I should of posted this in the "what the F?" But I'm kind of an outsider looking in on the situation which I will soon explain. I'm really not angry, as much as I am amused, shocked, and just plain dumbfounded on what to do. This website has allowed me to vent many times in the past, and has also given me more usefull advice than any shrink could possibly dish out since the main thing about o and a fans is HONESTY. We are smart, cruel, funny, angry, wacky people who are good hearted and downright HONEST, we tell it ike it is. So here's the story.....

My father is a very sucesfull doctor out of Boston. He has been on the Today Show with Katie Couric several times, he is chief of geriatrics at NEMC, he runs an extremely sucessfull practice out of hoity toity Wellesley, ma, he has travelled as far as the Middle East to give lectures in front of thousand and thousands of people. So all in all he is a very intelligent, very kind hearted person who is very much loved...he's also human, and he makes mistakes. He cheated on my mom years ago durring a midlife crisis and soon they were divorced. He dated for a while and eventually found the person he would soon marry.

This women is 32 years old, my dad is sixty three years old. She is African American, and has two children who come from two different fathers. My step mom has done modeling jobs, had a music career, and got her degree to become a medical assistant, and has done etc. The "etc," part comes from what my brothers fiance' thinks......

Eight months ago there was a rumor going around my dads office that my brother (who is one of the office managers there) was buying coke from one of the secretaries. Now at the time my step mother was working there as a medical assistant, and my brothers fiance was working there as a mecical assistant. My step-mother found out and went straight to the Boss= my dad. She wen't to him out of concern for my brother, and there was NEVER a mention of my brothers fiance durring this whole thing. My dad asked my brother about it,,,,and my brothers fiance had a "fit." She screamed and yelled and THREW HER ENGAGEMENT RING at my brother screaming, "I can't be a part of this family!" She took the next week off and wouldn't come back unless my step-mother no longer was working there. So my step mom left the practice (she was only there temp., time anyway to fill in).

Now flashforward to today eight months later and my brother and my dad have kind of patched things up, although there relationship is still strained. My brother has a child who doesn't ever go to my dads because of the step mother.

Last night my step mother called me because she was upset by a message my brothers fiance left her on myspace. My step mother has some pics up of her kids and my brothers fiance. Well my brothers fiance saw them and didn't like it at all and asked for them to be removed. The only reason she's even seen my step moms page is because she was recently added to my "top friends" list which as you all know appear on the front page and you can see everybodys top friends very easilly. My step mother sounded worried a bit, but also seemed genuine when she told me "Josh this is crazy it was eight months ago that this office drama happened and she's still mad about it? It's getting out of control." More was said but you get the point.....

Well I log on today and I saw my brothers fiance's blog and there was a message that thank god I right clicked and copied caus it's gone now! I am wicked smaaat :D OMG I was just going to copy and paste and it's now gone! But here is what was written=

"One day there was a very (over paid) little girl who lucked out while "on the job (the oldest profession) and met a knight in shining armor. The story ends as did the movie "pretty women" with the exception of Julia Roberts being a decent person. This person is deceptive, manipulative, and a scam artist. One day it will come to blows and this person will finally get what she deserves.....I believe in the saying "what goes around comes around" and karma is a bitch!

Now it's deleted,,,,,,,So I don't know I guess im just writting this to let you all know my family is crazy. The funny thing is that my dad is completely oblivous to the whole thing. He goes to work, comes home, etc, has a great time. I was there last weekend with my girlfriend, it was a blast. My real mother laughs at it all, she's just thanking god that she's not involved, im going to meet her for lunch after the gym today, I can't wait to show her the print out SO GLAD I PRINTED IT WOOOT!,,so no skin off my back here,,,,I just thought this is a very interesting situation.

(just txt my bro= "JERRY JERRY JERRY," asked if there was any way to resolve this) My family is far from a springer episode, but this is just so insane ...its funny:p
 
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You wish I cared enough to read all that.
 

norton23

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You wish I cared enough to read all that.

here i'll isolate the best part

"One day there was a very (over paid) little girl who lucked out while "on the job (the oldest profession) and met a knight in shining armor. The story ends as did the movie "pretty women" with the exception of Julia Roberts being a decent person. This person is deceptive, manipulative, and a scam artist. One day it will come to blows and this person will finally get what she deserves.....I believe in the saying "what goes around comes around" and karma is a bitch!
:icon_mrgr
 

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Jesus cow-tippin' Christ.

Your brother is the office manager for your dad's medical practice, and his step mother is(was) a medical assistant? If that's not a formula for disaster...

the "crazy" part comes in thinking that arrangement would EVER work.

In this situation, I think we've got to ask.... "What would Uncle Dog do?"
 

MJMANDALAY

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If you wrote that in 3 word thread, you would have past stig's post count, and it would have been REALLY FUNNY :icon_mrgr
 

Creasy Bear

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here i'll isolate the best part

"One day there was a very (over paid) little girl who lucked out while "on the job (the oldest profession) and met a knight in shining armor. The story ends as did the movie "pretty women" with the exception of Julia Roberts being a decent person. This person is deceptive, manipulative, and a scam artist. One day it will come to blows and this person will finally get what she deserves.....I believe in the saying "what goes around comes around" and karma is a bitch!
:icon_mrgr
Even if the 'little girl' is a manipulative scam artist, your Dad is still getting some fine, young Nubian poonanny...

so it's a victimless crime she's committing.
 

Kris_LTRMa

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So, basically your much younger step-mother who may have been a 'ho told your dad that your brother may be doing coke and his fiance, a petty vindictive bitch, didn't like the idea that the woman was butting into their lives. The only really sane one is your mother.

Did I sum it up right?

Brother needs to thank the step-mother for giving a shit about him, get himself into a program if he really is using and tell the fiance to grow the fuck up. And your dad needs a dose of reality.

just Ma's take on the situation ;)
 

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Don't ever work with or for a family member. Especially for. My profession and my father's professions are very closely related so much so that his company and mine sometimes work together on the same projects. People often ask me why I didn't just go into Dad's business and take over when he retires. This story illustrates exactly why.
 

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Don't ever work with or for a family member. Especially for. My profession and my father's professions are very closely related so much so that his company and mine sometimes work together on the same projects. People often ask me why I didn't just go into Dad's business and take over when he retires. This story illustrates exactly why.
QFMFT

18 years working for my family... ya wonder why i drink.

I escaped 7 years ago.... my life is more gooder now.
 

norton23

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So, basically your much younger step-mother who may have been a 'ho told your dad that your brother may be doing coke and his fiance, a petty vindictive bitch, didn't like the idea that the woman was butting into their lives. The only really sane one is your mother.

Did I sum it up right?

Brother needs to thank the step-mother for giving a shit about him, get himself into a program if he really is using and tell the fiance to grow the fuck up. And your dad needs a dose of reality.

just Ma's take on the situation ;)
Sort of correct,,,,a rumor was going around the office that my bro was buying coke, my stepmom found out, and in order to squash the rumor or get my brother help she went to my dad and they went to my brother. His fiance jumped in and flipped out because she was doing the coke as well. She thought my step mother had said it was both doing the drugs but in reality my step mother mentioned my bro's name not hers,,,so in that sense the sister in law shot herself in the foot...

Your conclusion is correct,,,my bro isn't an addict, hes fine, but the bottom line is that his soon to be wife needs to grow up! And my dad needs to open his eyes....my mom is awesome though and you are right my mom is the only real sane one.:action-sm That's my biological mother thats sane,,,,I read the post again and made my step mother look good but in reality Im not so sure about her,,,that's another story though.
 

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Thanks for summing that up Kris. The original post had too many words.

And, since Norton said your conclusion is correct, I nominate you for Wackbag Doctor of Psychiatry.