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Discussion in 'Current Events' started by MalcomOopsGotShot, Jun 15, 2013.

  1. MalcomOopsGotShot

    MalcomOopsGotShot White House Spokesperson

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  2. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    My Jihad is to sweep people off their feet.
     
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  3. MrAbovePar

    MrAbovePar En Taro Anthony

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    My jihad is to ensure my religion dominates over every man and every leaf. That no heretic may exist who does not admit the glory of my god!

    You know, the same as most people who use the term "jihad".
     
  4. tattered

    tattered Uber-Aryan
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    You signed up for karate at Cobra Kai dojo didnt you
     
  5. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    My jihad...my breasts...my tits...MY TITS ARE GODLY!!!
     
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  6. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Man boobs are not godly, sir.
     
  8. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    My jihad is to expose, mock, demean, insult, marginalize, subvert, undermine, and otherwise counter religious extremism and influence, vapid public service messages, and douchey social movements with equal diligence and vehemence.
     
  9. MalcomOopsGotShot

    MalcomOopsGotShot White House Spokesperson

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    Now that is a jihad I support!

    May pedo prophet peace-be-upon-him bless you in your struggle good sir!

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  10. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    My Jihad is an awesome Jihad.
     
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  11. tattered

    tattered Uber-Aryan
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    I get that reference....ling lib..
     
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  12. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Christian fletcher both approves and doesnt appreciate the comment.
     
  13. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    I miss Christian fletcher. No one has seen or heard from him since he got raped and trampled at that Creed reunion show.
     
  14. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Let's get one thing straight, Christian fletcher has never been to a Creed show.
     
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  15. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Why are you covering for him? Christian fletcher was a full-blown Creed groupie. We all know this.
     
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  16. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    My jihad is death to islam.
     
  17. Jacuzzi Billy

    Jacuzzi Billy Watching PTI
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    That was non-Christian fletcher at the Creed show?
     
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  18. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    My jihad is to morally corrupt every devout Muslim I meet with a steady diet of ham, heavy metal, and hardcore pornography.
     
  19. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Say what you will about the douchiness of Christian fletcher but don't you dare call him a Creed fan boi.
     
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  20. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    I'm just acting as a reporter, sir. I heard that he sucked Scott Stapp's dick in a green room while Scott sang "Amazing Grace".
     
  21. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    You are mixing reporting with fantasy, sir.
     
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  22. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    There's a difference?
     
  23. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    It is known.
     
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  24. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    My jihad requires nude teen breasts.
     
  25. Mags

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    There's surgery for that.
     

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