My Jihad

lajikal

Registered User
#2
My Jihad is to sweep people off their feet.
 

MrAbovePar

En Taro Anthony
#3
My jihad is to ensure my religion dominates over every man and every leaf. That no heretic may exist who does not admit the glory of my god!

You know, the same as most people who use the term "jihad".
 

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
#8
My jihad is to expose, mock, demean, insult, marginalize, subvert, undermine, and otherwise counter religious extremism and influence, vapid public service messages, and douchey social movements with equal diligence and vehemence.
 

MalcomOopsGotShot

White House Spokesperson
#9
My jihad is to expose, mock, demean, insult, marginalize, subvert, undermine, and otherwise counter religious extremism and influence, vapid public service messages, and douchey social movements with equal diligence and vehemence.
Now that is a jihad I support!

May pedo prophet peace-be-upon-him bless you in your struggle good sir!

 

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
#13
Christian fletcher both approves and doesnt appreciate the comment.
I miss Christian fletcher. No one has seen or heard from him since he got raped and trampled at that Creed reunion show.
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
#14
I miss Christian fletcher. No one has seen or heard from him since he got raped and trampled at that Creed reunion show.
Let's get one thing straight, Christian fletcher has never been to a Creed show.
 

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
#18
My jihad is to morally corrupt every devout Muslim I meet with a steady diet of ham, heavy metal, and hardcore pornography.
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
#19
Why are you covering for him? Christian fletcher was a full-blown Creed groupie. We all know this.
Say what you will about the douchiness of Christian fletcher but don't you dare call him a Creed fan boi.
 

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
#20
Say what you will about the douchiness of Christian fletcher but don't you dare call him a Creed fan boi.
I'm just acting as a reporter, sir. I heard that he sucked Scott Stapp's dick in a green room while Scott sang "Amazing Grace".
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
#24
My jihad requires nude teen breasts.
 
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