Discussion in 'Current Events' started by MalcomOopsGotShot, Jun 15, 2013.
My Jihad is to sweep people off their feet.
My jihad is to ensure my religion dominates over every man and every leaf. That no heretic may exist who does not admit the glory of my god!
You know, the same as most people who use the term "jihad".
You signed up for karate at Cobra Kai dojo didnt you
My jihad...my breasts...my tits...MY TITS ARE GODLY!!!
Man boobs are not godly, sir.
My jihad is to expose, mock, demean, insult, marginalize, subvert, undermine, and otherwise counter religious extremism and influence, vapid public service messages, and douchey social movements with equal diligence and vehemence.
Now that is a jihad I support!
May pedo prophet peace-be-upon-him bless you in your struggle good sir!
My Jihad is an awesome Jihad.
I get that reference....ling lib..
Christian fletcher both approves and doesnt appreciate the comment.
I miss Christian fletcher. No one has seen or heard from him since he got raped and trampled at that Creed reunion show.
Let's get one thing straight, Christian fletcher has never been to a Creed show.
Why are you covering for him? Christian fletcher was a full-blown Creed groupie. We all know this.
My jihad is death to islam.
That was non-Christian fletcher at the Creed show?
My jihad is to morally corrupt every devout Muslim I meet with a steady diet of ham, heavy metal, and hardcore pornography.
Say what you will about the douchiness of Christian fletcher but don't you dare call him a Creed fan boi.
I'm just acting as a reporter, sir. I heard that he sucked Scott Stapp's dick in a green room while Scott sang "Amazing Grace".
You are mixing reporting with fantasy, sir.
There's a difference?
It is known.
My jihad requires nude teen breasts.
There's surgery for that.