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My Mom's Car Is Ruined. Stinks

Discussion in 'Wackbag Home Improvement & Car Repair' started by Absolutely, Aug 5, 2012.

  1. Absolutely

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    I had to borrow my Mom's car the last few days, and it smells like a sewage plant, that's been covered up by Fabreez and Lysol, etc etc.

    The story is, she's making a bunch of chicken one night, the day after the weekly trash pickup came. So she's got all the chicken guts, and stuff cut off, into it's own trashbag. She doesn't want to leave that inside, because it'll stink. She doesn't want to put it in the garage, because it'll stink...

    So, she puts it in her car, to take to a dumpster at a church or school. She forgets to take said bag to a dumpster.
    It sits in her car, in the garage for like 36 hours, in 105+ degree heat.

    It was the worst smell ever. She's gotten the car detailed and cleaned, used every type of air freshener, dryer sheets in the vents, etc.

    It's still awful. And I had to drive around it in the last 2 days. It's like the Seinfeld B.O episode, the smell will not leave.
     
  2. MTJonny

    MTJonny All my posts come with a free smile
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    I would recommend getting a decent job, moving out of your parents house, and buying your own car. Anyways, thoughts and prayers.
     
  3. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    So chicken guts = stinky cunt?
     
  4. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    Heh, just realized the first three posters are all in the football league. Nice...
     
  5. Absolutely

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    Working on it.
    Up until March I lived here alone with my brother, parents living 300+ miles away. But then my Dad had to quit and they moved back, selling their other house.

    Really cramped my style...

    But, back to the chicken guts. I really haven't smelled a worse smell than rotting chicken guts baked in a garage for 2 days.
     
  6. Absolutely

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  7. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    That happened to a friends of my dad's. Same deal, forgotten chicken in the trunk for two days in the garage. After 3 months they ended up trading in the car for a new one. Good luck bro...
     
  10. Absolutely

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    I told her to just ghost-ride it into a lake and see what amounts.

    I'm sure that if you take it in to get a full wash a few more times it'll be gone. Or maybe if you just burned incense in it all day.
    But she's in denial, "It does NOT smell anymore." But it does.
     
  11. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    Got a picture of Absolutely trying to get the smell out

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  12. Absolutely

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    I'll tell her about that smell begone.
    I haven't really done anything to get it out... I just drive with all the windows down sweating
     
  13. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Video of what really happened.

    [video=youtube;HjP5KxQECpA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjP5KxQECpA[/video]
     
  14. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    good luck bro
     
  15. Buds Spuckley

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    Are you sure your mom isnt Casey Anthony? She had that problem too.
     
  16. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Any crime scene clean up guys around you as they have enzyme cleaners that will get rid of most of it... but you will never get rid of all of it.
     
  17. d0uche_n0zzle

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    Torch it and be done with it.
     
  18. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Similar thing happened to my dad's car with a tray of fish. Even the thought of getting into that car still makes me nauseous. Time to get a new car, that smell will never be gone.
     
  19. JoeyDVDZ

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    We had a small freezer in the basement and my cats somehow managed to pull the plug on it, whilst fucking around climbing on it. It was full of chicken, pork chops, just a vast assortment of meats. Fast forward a couple of weeks, and the smell that came out of that thing when we finally needed to open that freezer to get something out of it, it was fucking legendary. Made me immediately run upstairs and puke. I'm literally shocked I held it long enough to get upstairs.

    The smell in the basement lingered for a month. This was approximately this time last year. The freezer still has a faint lingering stench, and this is after at least half a dozen bleach scrubbings, left it outside airing out for a week, scrubbed once again with baking soda, and putting 2 boxes of baking soda in it each week since to absorb the smell.

    It's better, but when the air is humid, you can catch an ever-so-slight whiff of decay & death. I won't eat anything out of that freezer that wasn't hermetically sealed before being put in, I have told my wife as much. She swears there's no more smell, but I knows (nose) better.
     
  20. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    You're lying. I find it hard to believe you were ever able to get it opened inside of two years. :action-sm
     
  21. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    The freezer didn't come with a combination! :)
     
  22. whiskeyguy

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    Is that why you're afraid to open the safe? I doubt the last owners stored meat in there.
     
  23. Hudson

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    Did she she buy it used from a dealership and find out the previous owner was someone named Jon Voight?
    Vos has 50 lbs of Sauerkraut that he swears will fix it.
     
  24. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

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    good thing or you would have starved by now
     
  25. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    Pull the negative lead on the battery and open the doors and trunk for a week.
     

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