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Mysterious, purple spheres found in the desert

Discussion in 'Science, Math, History and Language Studies' started by BIV, Feb 1, 2013.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://www.kgun9.com/news/local/189113371.html


    I'm going with alien semen.
     
  2. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    Alien pod seeds, aka alien semen, just like Gleet said. We're gonna all be pod people, wait & see.
     
  4. ruckstande

    ruckstande Posts mostly from the shitter.

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    Probably residue from the Manhattan Project test destinations. Enjoy the cancer ya shits.
     
  5. Neon

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    Someone dumping garbage in the desert? Unthinkable!
     
  6. Evilton

    Evilton Why do black people call each other "Monica"?

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    This is sexy.
     
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    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    My grandma's bitching about losing her big box of Avon bath beads, anybody seen them?
     
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    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    In the desert, and the close-up has what looks like soap bubbles still on the surface?
    How long would they have lasted?
    I'm guessing the person who called in the discovery put them there or saw who did.

    Whatever happened to any investigative reporting lately? Media is shit, how about
    talking to someone who knows something about what they are instead of quoting
    morons and their inane babble.
     
  9. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    What more do you fucking want? They're interested in what the answer could be. Sounds like top-notch journalism to me.
     
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    They're alien eggs. And by "alien eggs", I mean "discarded marbles".
     
  12. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Not marbles, they are squishy and filled with [Dr. Steve]Fluiiiiid.[/Dr. Steve]
     
  13. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Then they're discarded, squishy, fluid-filled marbles.
     
  14. CM Mark

    CM Mark The East is Ours!

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    Alien shit
     
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    Fuckin' A, I find a bunch of purple things in the desert, I'm calling a botanist. Definitely some kinda plant.
     
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    Frankie_b Talk softly and drive a big tank!

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    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    They are the eggs of the famous "one eyed one horned flyin' purple people eater"
     
  19. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    Shooting that load put Ron Jeremy in the hospital.
     
  21. phillyfranko

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    It was just Maz dumping out his cooler after a tough day.
    vittles seasoned
    inno cleaned up
    dumped out the cooler
    oc shot #97 ...
     
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    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    Oooooffff.

    Ouch.
     
  23. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Ooof Indeed. Flush.Buy.Fuck needs to add this to the case for the Boo Button request from Zag.
     
  24. tysonpunchinguterus

    tysonpunchinguterus "Allegedly"

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    It's what was left after Grimace spontaneously combusted.
     
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    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    or the two of them dragged a shitload of glass balls into the desert, dumped them out, said they're full of liquid, took some pictures, and went home.
     

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