Mysterious, purple spheres found in the desert

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TUCSON (KGUN-9) - It was a normal Sunday in Vail for Geradine Vargas. Normal, until she and her husband stumbled upon something kind of weird.

"We were taking photos around the area and we just.... I mean, how could you miss this?" Geradine said. "It was just like glittering in the sun."

Thousands of tiny, purple-hued spheres piled in the middle of nowhere.

"It's just one of those things that you've never seen before."

They were watery, some where translucent, and the pile was completely isolated. Gerardine was amazed, and she wanted answers.

"We did email a friend of ours who's a zoologist, but she didn't know. I mean, she didn't seem to recognize what it was."

So, she sent KGUN-9 pictures of the spheres, hoping we could find some answers.

We checked out the mysterious spheres for ourselves, and learned they were still there. They're like gooey marbles that ooze out a water substance when squished. They roll, they shine, and they're out of this world.

Geradine was dying to know what they were, and so were we.

We spoke to Darlene Buhrow, director of marketing at Tucson Botanical Gardens, who's husband is a botanist. He said if these are something naturally occurring, they could be a slime mold or jelly fungus.

We've received tons of calls into the newsroom tonight from viewers who think they are a product like Deco Beads, which are tiny, colored, water-filled spheres that keep plants hydrated.

But thousands of them? In the middle of the desert?

No one is positive what these spheres are, and for now, all we can say for certain is that they're definitely out of the ordinary.






http://www.kgun9.com/news/local/189113371.html


I'm going with alien semen.
 

gleet

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JoeyDVDZ

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Alien pod seeds, aka alien semen, just like Gleet said. We're gonna all be pod people, wait & see.
 

ruckstande

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Probably residue from the Manhattan Project test destinations. Enjoy the cancer ya shits.
 

Evilton

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This is sexy.
 

Cunt Smasher

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My grandma's bitching about losing her big box of Avon bath beads, anybody seen them?
 

OilyJillFart

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In the desert, and the close-up has what looks like soap bubbles still on the surface?
How long would they have lasted?
I'm guessing the person who called in the discovery put them there or saw who did.

Whatever happened to any investigative reporting lately? Media is shit, how about
talking to someone who knows something about what they are instead of quoting
morons and their inane babble.
 

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Whatever happened to any investigative reporting lately? Media is shit, how about
talking to someone who knows something about what they are instead of quoting
morons and their inane babble.
Geradine was dying to know what they were, and so were we.
What more do you fucking want? They're interested in what the answer could be. Sounds like top-notch journalism to me.
 

Lord Zero

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They're alien eggs. And by "alien eggs", I mean "discarded marbles".
 

Cunt Smasher

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Fuckin' A, I find a bunch of purple things in the desert, I'm calling a botanist. Definitely some kinda plant.
 

mr. sin

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from the comments

They are the eggs of the famous "one eyed one horned flyin' purple people eater"
 

Cunt Smasher

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Shooting that load put Ron Jeremy in the hospital.
 

phillyfranko

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It was just Maz dumping out his cooler after a tough day.
vittles seasoned
inno cleaned up
dumped out the cooler
oc shot #97 ...
 

Yesterdays Hero

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or the two of them dragged a shitload of glass balls into the desert, dumped them out, said they're full of liquid, took some pictures, and went home.