Mythbusters meets Jackass: How would you cut off your own leg?

#1
I think today's pot talk would have worked in perfectly into the pilot. With a budget they could get some ballistics gel molds with bone inside and see which way really is the best to cut a leg off.

I think the dummies at the network have something. I think it could work for at least 22 mins, then it would go the way of XFL.


And by the way, I would cut off my leg like they showed in LOST.
 

BullsLawDan

She A Great Big Fat Person?
#2
That's a great idea for a show.

You might even say it has legs...

Wocka wocka wocka.
 

grail

Tahini sauce in my drawers
#4
The whole cutting your legs off bit was great. I wouldn't discount the train option. When I worked in the steel mill, I was trained to drive a train (hrmph-hrmph) with a remote control. You could totally do it by yourself.

My other thought was with a log splitter. Slow, painful, with a remote control as well.
 

SOS

Is alive.
Wackbag Staff
#5
I thought the same thing about the tv show idea.
 

USCowboy69

Excuse me Sir could you please pick up my piggies?
#6
Oh Jesus...driving down 270-S this morning, I didn't know whether to laugh or be sick...it was all I could do to stay in my lane...that was a hilarious bit this morning...and remember, you have to keep it safe when cutting off a limb!
 
#7
I think today's pot talk would have worked in perfectly into the pilot. With a budget they could get some ballistics gel molds with bone inside and see which way really is the best to cut a leg off.

I think the dummies at the network have something. I think it could work for at least 22 mins, then it would go the way of XFL.


And by the way, I would cut off my leg like they showed in LOST.
Ballistics gel? Just use a cadaver. You could dig a few up if there were none available

I would coat my legs with gravy and attend a weight-watchers meeting
 
#9
I think I'd have to go with either:

A) A car with no tires, just rims. Jack up the front or back of the car (depending on the drive wheels) and attach a rope. Put a weight on the gas. Lay infront the car and pull the rope.

B) Put your legs in liquid nitrogen smash once with a hammer, you could just sweep up the bits if your quick.

I could think of plenty more.
 

lordankur

OH BOY! a doody hat! aaaehhh? (with proudness)
#11
jimmy's idea of inoculation of garbage spew causing necrotizing fasciitis is the way to goooooooo....then a quick little twist and there goes the leg..... brilliant! as usual...
 

Maynard K

Get it right, it's Dopey & Aintfunny!
#12
I would deep fry my feet, then sit on Bob Kelly's kitchen table. Virtually painless.
 
#14
Get me a tourniquet, heroin, and wood moulder #4. The limbs will go a flyin.
 

SonnyForelli

The New Owner of the Original Wifflebat
#16
well, there has allways been the bleeding issue, so, what about a cutting tourch. It would be painfull but it would cortorize the blood at the same time
 

theo

Registered User
#17
i say the dude did it in a pro fashion, tie it up tight, maybe below and above the knee for good measure... wait until they are dead feeling, then zip through the bitches...., but you would have to call 911 before you did it so there would be a recording in case you bled out and died..., something for the news to suck nourishment from.
 

Hudson

Supreme Champion!!!!!
Donator
#18
a glass trough that fits over my leg and sulfuric acid
That or a bottle of jim beam and a blowtorch
 
#19
Lie down on an auto shop floor and drop the lift down on your legs.
 

FishinForBabies

Certified master faildozer operator
#21
trains. quickest way. find a train, not moving too fast, and stick your legs on the track between freight car wheelsets.

dont stick your legs out in front of the locomotive, the plow will get them and just roll you up, fucking up more than your legs.
 

Lonelily

put something clever here
#22
Ugh...it was almost too much for me to hear today. Funny, but I actually turned it off for a few minutes. I never caught as to why they wanted to cut their legs off though.
 

theo

Registered User
#23
Ugh...it was almost too much for me to hear today. Funny, but I actually turned it off for a few minutes. I never caught as to why they wanted to cut their legs off though.
it was a "i just always wanted them off, they were a burden"... the same stuff transsexuals say about their balls... crazy talk
 

Hey_Asshole

Man, Beer, Wild
#24
How about that water jet thingy they use on American Chopper....that looks quick, and the water would wash all the blood away!
 

Lonelily

put something clever here
#25
it was a "i just always wanted them off, they were a burden"... the same stuff transsexuals say about their balls... crazy talk
Yep, that wheel chair is going to be far easier to get around in! My boobs bother me sometimes but I've never wanted them off. I just think of the good things about 'em!:D
 
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