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N.J. man in critical condition after throwing intestines at cops

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by fletcher, May 29, 2012.

  1. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    More proof the zombie apocolypse is upon us.

    Fuck the police.

    Link.
     
  2. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Maybe he was just trying to make some sossitch.
     
  3. Owenay

    Owenay Those who fail to learn from history are doomed...

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    Now that takes guts!
     
  4. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    I will go on record right now, and offer $100 cash to anyone that can provide a video of this.
     
  5. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    We should have a dedicated zombie thread.
     
  6. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    I say aspartane is the culprit.
     
  7. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    I know a certain site that'd have something very close to what you're after.
     
  8. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    Good guess, but a more in-depth study of the situation will surely reveal a solid connection between this horrific incident and the reckless consumption of tylenol. All the signs are there.
     
  9. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    That's a bold statement there, Mr. Smasher. Contrails perhaps?
     
  10. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    It was a globalist cabal.
     
  11. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    I can't say too much, but the horrific crime/tylenol connection is NOT urban legend. There have been whispers for years, and certain organizations are fully cognizant of the cause and effect. I can't go into more detail, but would you be terribly surprised to find out after-studies of suspicious areas of high density contrail activity have shown the aerosol concentrations of tylenol were up by over .000005ppm?
     
  12. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    I've heard tell though, that one can protect oneself from the effects with a metallic head covering, that prevents the effects from migrating to the brain stem...

    (Think ELF.)
     
  13. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Yes, but then you get Battleship and Dark Shadows installed in your brain.
     
  14. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    One must take the good with the inane.
     
  15. KRSOne

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    He had a case of Jerseyitis.
     
  16. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    He can drink from my canteen any day!
     
  17. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    Yes, I did. As in, I'm far too "jersey" to fall for obvious shit.
     
  18. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    Dolt. Are you totally clueless why the Asian countries require the citizenry to frolic about sporting the latest in high tech dust masks? Look, your going to have to talk to someone else, I'm not in a position right now to go much further, there's a blue Chevy parked about a block away right now, it could be the phone cops. Get ahold of our inside man, via pm only. Name starts with "F". Good luck.
     
  19. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    The phone cops? Are they police tiny enough to fit inside of phones or police who arrest phones?
     
  20. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    Fuck. The secret fucking underground secret police funded by Ma Bell, and tied in with lots of secret orginzations that are abbreviated with 3 letters. Lots of ex-mercs, fucking GSG-9, fucking Spetznaz, Mossad, all kinds of shit. Top Secret, need-to-know, compartmentalized fucking secret shit, OK? Fucking happy now? Fuck, gotta bolt.
     
  21. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    Damn it, you've said too much already! (BTW, merely thinking the contacts name, even though you only referred to the contact as "F", is enough; you KNOW they're reading the frequencies of your brain waves! Damn you, you've doomed us!
     
  22. Cunt Smasher

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    Fuck it, I've been on borrowed time for years. Better to go out in a blaze of glory than end up in 15 hefty bags in the dump. I get the last laugh, they never knew who "F" was, can't track him by his posts, he is the keeper of the files, knows all, sees all, untraceable, invisible, the classic inside man who saw too much, and started taking notes. Posting this from my phone as I drive, going to
     
  23. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    Littering - $500 plus court cost.
     
  24. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    Shit... we lost Cunt Smasher. Damn it, scrub the meet, if they got him they've got all the info they need to smash us before we even get organized! Damn it. Damn it to hell. Kirk was right, we're fucked man.
     
  25. Neon

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    Are you posting this from a cellphone? I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm logging off! Prank poster, prank poster!
     

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