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Naked 300 lb Man Steals Socks From Walmart In Pennsylvania

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by stevethrower, Feb 17, 2012.

  1. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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  2. Buster H

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    haha, that's 5 miles down the road from the town I grew up in. Been to that walmart several times
     
  3. bb1mobile

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    Shit. I lost GTR on that one. :(
     
  4. Buster H

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    Same here. I was swayed because I knew the area. Don't see toooo many of them in Exton
     
  5. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    Me too. Sock thievery seems like such a honky thing.
     
  6. jimmyslostchin

    jimmyslostchin Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?

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    I totally lost. Fatty, Walmart sock thievery, how is that not a cracker ass cracker?
     
  7. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    You simplistic shits lost on 'Lamont' as a Middle name?
     
  8. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    The picture was first. I'm very linear.
     
  9. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    The guy's just a Nonky. He also wears overalls and likes country music and NASCAR.
     
  10. whiskeyguy

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    I'm guessing PCP, that seems to be the leading cause of naked black men being arrested... or he could just be insane.
     
  11. stevethrower

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    On Ron and Fez they said he was doing dip... weed dipped in formaldehyde...
     
  12. BeerBelly

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    that's not a new thing
     
  13. whiskeyguy

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    I vaguely remember hearing about people using that as a drug, but don't know much about it. Must get you pretty fucking high.
     
  14. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Poisoning is the correct term with that shit.
     
  15. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    Yep, naked in a Walmart stealing socks. I figured he was shermed out. I have no idea what that shit does to peoples minds, but for some reason they always end up naked and up to shaninigans.
     
  16. whiskeyguy

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    My dad watches Cops all the fucking time, so as a kid I ended up watching a lot of it also. Whenever a naked black man was running around, it was always PCP. The funniest one was guy broke into a school and was defending himself using the fire hose on the cops... a little bit of historic irony for ya there.
     
  17. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    I was flipping channels the other day and there was a very large African American gentleman running around naked on COPS. He decided that he didn't want to be arrested and started pounding his way through a wooden privacy fence. I took about 6-7 cops to cuff him.
     
  18. whiskeyguy

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    Haha, I think I've seen that one also... or at least one very similar to it. PCP is definitely one of the drugs I just don't understand.
     
  19. Ballbuster1

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    Nope. I was going solely on the title.

    Was guessing GTR based on that before opening the thread and reading it.
     
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    "You never smoked sherm, Jay Mohrs?"
    Totally failed GTR.
     
  21. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    i was there a few weeks ago buying sugar at sams club next door
     
  22. stevethrower

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    Taser = Funny



     
  23. transit grinder

    transit grinder Baglin' with the Sex

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    Sometimes you just really need socks.
     

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