Naked 300 lb Man Steals Socks From Walmart In Pennsylvania

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A hefty southeastern Pennsylvania man is behind bars after police say he walked naked into a Walmart and stole a pair of socks. Thirty-two-year-old Verdon Lamont Taylor was arrested Wednesday night after police say he stripped off his clothes in the parking lot of the Exton store and went inside.

Police say surveillance footage shows the 6-foot-4, 300-pound Downingtown man walking around the store. Authorities say they used a stun gun to subdue him after he refused to comply with officers' orders.

Taylor was arraigned on charges including aggravated assault and indecent exposure. He's being held on $50,000 bail at Chester County Prison.

Online court records do not list an attorney for Taylor.

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haha, that's 5 miles down the road from the town I grew up in. Been to that walmart several times
 

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The picture was first. I'm very linear.
 

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I'm guessing PCP, that seems to be the leading cause of naked black men being arrested... or he could just be insane.
 

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I'm guessing PCP, that seems to be the leading cause of naked black men being arrested... or he could just be insane.
Yep, naked in a Walmart stealing socks. I figured he was shermed out. I have no idea what that shit does to peoples minds, but for some reason they always end up naked and up to shaninigans.
 

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Yep, naked in a Walmart stealing socks. I figured he was shermed out. I have no idea what that shit does to peoples minds, but for some reason they always end up naked and up to shaninigans.
My dad watches Cops all the fucking time, so as a kid I ended up watching a lot of it also. Whenever a naked black man was running around, it was always PCP. The funniest one was guy broke into a school and was defending himself using the fire hose on the cops... a little bit of historic irony for ya there.
 

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My dad watches Cops all the fucking time, so as a kid I ended up watching a lot of it also. Whenever a naked black man was running around, it was always PCP. The funniest one was guy broke into a school and was defending himself using the fire hose on the cops... a little bit of historic irony for ya there.
I was flipping channels the other day and there was a very large African American gentleman running around naked on COPS. He decided that he didn't want to be arrested and started pounding his way through a wooden privacy fence. I took about 6-7 cops to cuff him.
 

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I was flipping channels the other day and there was a very large African American gentleman running around naked on COPS. He decided that he didn't want to be arrested and started pounding his way through a wooden privacy fence. I took about 6-7 cops to cuff him.
Haha, I think I've seen that one also... or at least one very similar to it. PCP is definitely one of the drugs I just don't understand.
 

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Yep, naked in a Walmart stealing socks. I figured he was shermed out. I have no idea what that shit does to peoples minds, but for some reason they always end up naked and up to shaninigans.
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haha, that's 5 miles down the road from the town I grew up in. Been to that walmart several times
i was there a few weeks ago buying sugar at sams club next door