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Naked man killed by Police was ‘eating’ face off victim (MERGED)

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by gleet, May 27, 2012.

  1. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html
     
  2. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    It has begun. Patient zero is dead, but how many did he bite before they got him?
     
  3. NuttyJim

    NuttyJim Registered User

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    You gotta shoot them in the head! You'd think with enough zombie films out there that people will learn.
     
  4. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 Sailing into the Danger Zone...
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    Miami. I don't go there any more.
    Don't feel safe or even welcome there.

    When I take my yearly vacation to the Keys
    I fly into Ft Lauderdale and drive around Miami.
     
  5. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    From the comment section, where most of the comments are redacted.

    Somebody's covering up something..
     
  6. NikkorTheMonk

    NikkorTheMonk Registered User

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    "The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing."

    Double Tap.
     
  7. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    Zombies are tough fuckers to kill without that head shot.
     
  8. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Isn't it Hippity Hopper week?
     
  9. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Miami Police seek witnesses in South Beach cannibal case

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    http://www.examiner.com/article/miami-police-seek-witnesses-south-beach-cannibal-case
     
  10. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    Uh, Cocaine doesn't make you do that. I'm going to guess Meth or Bath Salts are involved in this.
     
  11. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    Shit no, don't you know zombie attack when you see one? I just hope they have four point restraints on the "victim" for the turn.
     
  12. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Nah, being a cannibal makes you do that. Either that, or being gay.
     
  13. jagsfans

    jagsfans Registered User

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    Viral walking dead campaign?
     
  14. KRSOne

    KRSOne Registered User

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    Not people, brrrrrains! It makes the pain go away.

    Some kind of psychotropic drug.
     
  15. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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  16. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    For when your dark passenger is hungry, and drive thrus won't suffice.
     
  17. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    You asshole, I thought there was a second case of somebody eating somebody in Miami. My butthole puckered thinking WWZ was starting.
     
  18. Neon

    Neon ネオン
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    Now THAT'S what I call a chimp out.
     
  19. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    :haha7:
     
  20. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Your safe word should never be "bite me."
     
  21. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    I'm betting there is fluoride in the water.:icon_mrgr
     
  22. MetalBender

    MetalBender I like fistables.

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    Lean, I'm sure of it.
     
  23. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    Might be a little more than that....
     
  24. KRSOne

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    What they need in Miami is tooth control. They need to start knocking out every ones teeth so this never happens again.
     
  25. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    Every now and then, Kirk stops acting like a douche, and actually manages to say something entertaining.
     

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