Naked Woman Gets Head Stuck in Handrail During Sex; Boyfriend Calls for Help

BIV

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Oh, just kidding, the boyfriend ran off.

There really should be a Weird News (duh duh duht duh duh) sub-forum.

Naked Woman Gets Head Stuck in Handrail During Sex; Boyfriend Bails

A middle-aged woman found naked outside her apartment with her head stuck in a staircase handrail told police she was having sex with her boyfriend in public in order to "spice things up."

Authorities were alerted to the situation by a concerned neighbor who determined that the woman was unable to free herself.

When emergency workers arrived at the apartment complex in the western Russia city of Lipetsk last Wednesday night, they were shocked to discover the birthday-suited 46-year-old on all fours, with her head wedged firmly between two bars on the building's stairway railing.

Her boyfriend was nowhere to be found.

"In all my time working as a rescuer, I don't recall any incident like this one," emergency services rep Alexey Dotsenko is quoted as saying.

Police noted that alcohol may have played a role in the outcome.
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CougarHunter

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The shit you find in Google Images when you are looking to make a Leave it to the Beaver reference.....
 

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Ears are just floppy fish hooks.