Name the best thing that happened to you today

VMS

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I discovered I have half an ice cream cake sheet left in my cabinet freezer from this past weekend's kids' party.
 

Evilton

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I'm about to go to bed...
 

Yesterdays Hero

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Canada. Land of the Fat.
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I tried round 2 of making Homemade Whipped Cream and a Compote. Worked out fucking awesome.

You'd think the best thing would be my girls coming back from a week vacation out east but...ehhhhhhhh.
 

Neckbeard

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I discovered I have half an ice cream cake sheet left in my cabinet freezer from this past weekend's kids' party.
Freezer related...

Found 2 beers in the vegetable crisper. Like I put vegetables in that motherfucker.
 

tattered

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#8
The prospect of another chance at dying in my sleep
 

Voodoo Ben

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i saw an episode of M*A*S*H that i liked.
 

lajikal

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Got a book for free from the library, but i gotta return it.
 

CougarHunter

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Mar 2, 2006
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It was the first time in 2 weeks that I hadn't thought about putting a pistol in my mouth.

Until now.

Thanks, asshole.
 

VMS

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It's Woot's birthday in about 45 minutes. This is a night that they're much more likely to have their "bag of crap" lottery.
 

Georgie

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Watching the looks on the jurors faces as my lawyer humped that foam doll. That shit was fantastical.
 

VMS

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It's Woot's birthday in about 45 minutes. This is a night that they're much more likely to have their "bag of crap" lottery.
Nope. But a nice Dyson.