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Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by VMS, Jul 9, 2013.

  1. VMS

    VMS Victim of high standards and low personal skills.

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    I discovered I have half an ice cream cake sheet left in my cabinet freezer from this past weekend's kids' party.
     
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  2. Evilton

    Evilton Why do black people call each other "Monica"?

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    I'm about to go to bed...
     
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  3. icculus1284

    icculus1284 Registered User

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    I woke up
     
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  4. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    I tried round 2 of making Homemade Whipped Cream and a Compote. Worked out fucking awesome.

    You'd think the best thing would be my girls coming back from a week vacation out east but...ehhhhhhhh.
     
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  5. doomvulture

    doomvulture Lord of Jailbait

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    rubbed one out on the shitter.
     
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  6. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    Barbara.
     
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  7. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    Freezer related...

    Found 2 beers in the vegetable crisper. Like I put vegetables in that motherfucker.
     
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  8. tattered

    tattered Uber-Aryan
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    The prospect of another chance at dying in my sleep
     
  9. Voodoo Ben

    Voodoo Ben You gotta wash your ass

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    i saw an episode of M*A*S*H that i liked.
     
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  10. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    My two-day hangover ended up not being a three-day hangover.
     
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  11. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Got a book for free from the library, but i gotta return it.
     
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  12. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    Client bought dinner
     
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  13. Konstantin K

    Konstantin K Big League Poster

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  14. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    It was the first time in 2 weeks that I hadn't thought about putting a pistol in my mouth.

    Until now.

    Thanks, asshole.
     
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  15. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    bought something off amazon i can resell at a $5-600 profit. and i jerked off to some sweet porn.
     
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  16. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    Who's shitter? Was he okay with it?
     
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  17. Biff Hardslab

    Biff Hardslab I have the t-shirt

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    I got the "OK" to buy a Harley.
     
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  18. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    I got a like from Neckbeard, in the the George Zimmerman trial thread. It's a very rare thing to get a like from him.
     
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  19. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    OOOH MARKING. What make and model?

    :cat:
     
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  20. Biff Hardslab

    Biff Hardslab I have the t-shirt

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    Looking for either a Fatboy or a Road King. I like the classic look.
     
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  21. Steve McQueen

    Steve McQueen heartless fuck

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    My wife went to sleep early.
     
  22. VMS

    VMS Victim of high standards and low personal skills.

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    It's Woot's birthday in about 45 minutes. This is a night that they're much more likely to have their "bag of crap" lottery.
     
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  23. Georgie

    Georgie Registered User

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    Watching the looks on the jurors faces as my lawyer humped that foam doll. That shit was fantastical.
     
  24. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    I hope it's closer to the $600 profit than the $5 profit.
     
  25. VMS

    VMS Victim of high standards and low personal skills.

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    Nope. But a nice Dyson.
     
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