Name the best thing that happened to you today

VMS

Victim of high standards and low personal skills.
#1
I discovered I have half an ice cream cake sheet left in my cabinet freezer from this past weekend's kids' party.
 

Evilton

Why do black people call each other "Monica"?
#2
I'm about to go to bed...
 

Yesterdays Hero

She's better than you, Smirkalicious.
#4
I tried round 2 of making Homemade Whipped Cream and a Compote. Worked out fucking awesome.

You'd think the best thing would be my girls coming back from a week vacation out east but...ehhhhhhhh.
 

Neckbeard

I'm Team Piggy!
Donator
#7
I discovered I have half an ice cream cake sheet left in my cabinet freezer from this past weekend's kids' party.
Freezer related...

Found 2 beers in the vegetable crisper. Like I put vegetables in that motherfucker.
 

tattered

Uber-Aryan
Wackbag Staff
#8
The prospect of another chance at dying in my sleep
 

Voodoo Ben

The African Dream
#9
i saw an episode of M*A*S*H that i liked.
 

whiskeyguy

PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.
Donator
#10
My two-day hangover ended up not being a three-day hangover.
 

lajikal

Registered User
#11
Got a book for free from the library, but i gotta return it.
 

CougarHunter

Lying causes cat piss smell.
#14
It was the first time in 2 weeks that I hadn't thought about putting a pistol in my mouth.

Until now.

Thanks, asshole.
 

JonBenetRamsey

well shit the bed
#15
bought something off amazon i can resell at a $5-600 profit. and i jerked off to some sweet porn.
 

the Streif

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#18
I got a like from Neckbeard, in the the George Zimmerman trial thread. It's a very rare thing to get a like from him.
 

VMS

Victim of high standards and low personal skills.
#22
It's Woot's birthday in about 45 minutes. This is a night that they're much more likely to have their "bag of crap" lottery.
 

Georgie

Registered User
#23
Watching the looks on the jurors faces as my lawyer humped that foam doll. That shit was fantastical.
 

VMS

Victim of high standards and low personal skills.
#25
It's Woot's birthday in about 45 minutes. This is a night that they're much more likely to have their "bag of crap" lottery.
Nope. But a nice Dyson.
 
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