Name the best thing that happened to you today

lajikal

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Just barely a hand pay, but, the second one this week, the sad degenerate part is that i probably have put that much if not more in that stupid machine
Parlay that on the ponies. Take the 3 and the 4 to place. Make good friends with casino CEO.
 

whiskeyguy

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Decided with the stressful job, obnoxious amounts of booze, on/off again smoking, and loose women, my life expectancy was way too long, so I bought a motorcycle. Took six months to do it; went through the MSF course, did a ton of research, forced myself to pay with cash... essentially gave myself every opportunity to bail on the idea.

Drove down to the East Bay to buy it last weekend and rode it for the first time today (minus a quick test ride). I don't regret the decision. Instantly cleared the cobwebs from my brain.

Now I just need a badass nickname and loud-ass pipes and I'm good to go.
 

Shootr

OOHHH, GNARLY!!!
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Always
Be
Closing?

Did Alec Baldwin visit your office and give you all a nice pep talk?
No clue, doing things the same as always - something sure as hell clicked this week though - Friday PM my order book is $218K... I'm going to go smoke a cigar...

EDIT: $230K...jeebus :)
 
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ysr50

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Decided with the stressful job, obnoxious amounts of booze, on/off again smoking, and loose women, my life expectancy was way too long, so I bought a motorcycle. Took six months to do it; went through the MSF course, did a ton of research, forced myself to pay with cash... essentially gave myself every opportunity to bail on the idea.

Drove down to the East Bay to buy it last weekend and rode it for the first time today (minus a quick test ride). I don't regret the decision. Instantly cleared the cobwebs from my brain.

Now I just need a badass nickname and loud-ass pipes and I'm good to go.
What did you get?
 

whiskeyguy

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What did you get?
2012 Kawasaki Vulcan 900. It's about the largest starter cruiser I saw recommended and people love them. Going to get comfortable on this then probably trade up at some point. If I'm going to kill myself, I don't want it to be on something that cost $18k.
 

Psychopath

I want to fuck your girlfriend.
2012 Kawasaki Vulcan 900. It's about the largest starter cruiser I saw recommended and people love them. Going to get comfortable on this then probably trade up at some point. If I'm going to kill myself, I don't want it to be on something that cost $18k.
Loud pipes save lives, bro.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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Decided with the stressful job, obnoxious amounts of booze, on/off again smoking, and loose women, my life expectancy was way too long, so I bought a motorcycle. Took six months to do it; went through the MSF course, did a ton of research, forced myself to pay with cash... essentially gave myself every opportunity to bail on the idea.

Drove down to the East Bay to buy it last weekend and rode it for the first time today (minus a quick test ride). I don't regret the decision. Instantly cleared the cobwebs from my brain.

Now I just need a badass nickname and loud-ass pipes and I'm good to go.
whiskeyguy is a biker.

Is drunken whiskeyguy a biker too?
 

whiskeyguy

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whiskeyguy is a biker.

Is drunken whiskeyguy a biker too?
If he was, whiskeyguy wouldn't be a biker very long.

Didn't get drunk last night, although I really wanted to and had a great opportunity, because I knew I wanted to go riding today and won't even do it hungover. I'm not scared of slipping up either, I got slapped with a DUI in 2006 and havn't driven after more than 1 beer since then. Uber and Lyft make some decent money off me.

Just riding sober drops your chance of dying on a motorcycle by around 30%.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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If he was, whiskeyguy wouldn't be a biker very long.

Didn't get drunk last night, although I really wanted to and had a great opportunity, because I knew I wanted to go riding today and won't even do it hungover. I'm not scared of slipping up either, I got slapped with a DUI in 2006 and havn't driven after more than 1 beer since then. Uber and Lyft make some decent money off me.

Just riding sober drops your chance of dying on a motorcycle by around 30%.
We should start Ubercycle. You call Ubercycle, and then an Uber picks up a sober biker guy and takes him where you're at and hammered, then you get in the Uber and go home, and the Ubercycle guy follows you home on your bike, and then he jumps in the Uber and goes home after you and your bike are safe at home.

That's gold, Jerry.

Run it by drunk whiskeyguy, and let me know what he thinks.
 
Decided with the stressful job, obnoxious amounts of booze, on/off again smoking, and loose women, my life expectancy was way too long, so I bought a motorcycle. Took six months to do it; went through the MSF course, did a ton of research, forced myself to pay with cash... essentially gave myself every opportunity to bail on the idea.

Drove down to the East Bay to buy it last weekend and rode it for the first time today (minus a quick test ride). I don't regret the decision. Instantly cleared the cobwebs from my brain.

Now I just need a badass nickname and loud-ass pipes and I'm good to go.
I will call you.....

...Mojo
 

Dicktator

I need a Vacation
Decided with the stressful job, obnoxious amounts of booze, on/off again smoking, and loose women, my life expectancy was way too long, so I bought a motorcycle. Took six months to do it; went through the MSF course, did a ton of research, forced myself to pay with cash... essentially gave myself every opportunity to bail on the idea.

Drove down to the East Bay to buy it last weekend and rode it for the first time today (minus a quick test ride). I don't regret the decision. Instantly cleared the cobwebs from my brain.

Now I just need a badass nickname and loud-ass pipes and I'm good to go.

That's great. I miss my bikes. I have younger kids and the risk is sefish when you have a family. I sold mine in 2015, after I started seeing so many people texting and driving. Be safe. Mojo jr.
 

whiskeyguy

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That's great. I miss my bikes. I have younger kids and the risk is sefish when you have a family. I sold mine in 2015, after I started seeing so many people texting and driving. Be safe. Mojo jr.
Within 30 minutes I had two people make left turns from oncoming lane right in front of me and one person come up behind me way too fast at a stoplight (and they were texting).

You really notice how horrible everyone is at driving.
 

5skin

Somewhere on Molly Ringwald
I'll do a couple hundred miles of dirt and gravel riding and only see a dozen or so vehicles.
 
Yep.

I'd feel safer racing motorcycles than riding them in public where there are old people driving Buicks.

It's not just old people
There are tons of idiots out there

I used to think I was just unlucky to get near one
Then I realized that they are everywhere
Way too easy to get a drivers license
 
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