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tattered

Uber-Aryan
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some toothless crack head will get everything for free, if you don’t fight with them, if you are not aggressive with your treatment and proactive about your bills and billing they will absolutely try to Fuck you at every turn.
I refer to highlighted portion of your comment as to the reason they try to fuck everybody. On the super rare occasion i end up in the er i dont bring any id with an address and already have some random schmucks address memorized. Make said random schmuck prove i dont live there. Besides a hospital bill cant be held against you for more than 7 years. On day 1 of year 8 its forgiven. Thats the other reason hospitals are so aggressive. they cant garnish your paycheck and they only have 7 years to get paid.
 

Biff Hardslab

I have the t-shirt
I acquired 4 free tickets to the Peach Bowl next Saturday. I have no interest in going, but a good friend that has been kind enough to take me to work this last week while my car was in the shop, is a huge Michigan fan. I’m taking him, his kid and my kid.

Why is going to a game 3 hours away in a city I hate to watch two teams I don’t give a shit about a happy occasion?

The wives are staying home.
 

tattered

Uber-Aryan
Wackbag Staff
I acquired 4 free tickets to the Peach Bowl next Saturday. I have no interest in going, but a good friend that has been kind enough to take me to work this last week while my car was in the shop, is a huge Michigan fan. I’m taking him, his kid and my kid.

Why is going to a game 3 hours away in a city I hate to watch two teams I don’t give a shit about a happy occasion?

The wives are staying home.
What a glowing endorsement of the institution of marriage
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
Quick back story, I LOVE beef jerky (insert loves meat joke) for at least 20 years I’ve been buying my jerky from the same guy at the same farmers market because I really like his jerky, obviously.
So the week before Christmas I buy a big sack of jerky, like a $30 bag (the shit ain’t cheep) I get it home and crack it open and start eating it, I immediately thought something was “off” it tasted like complete shit, so bad I was giving it to the dog (I never give away my jerky”
So, yesterday I go back to the farmers market and buy some stuff from the deli I flag down one of the owners and ask him if they changed jerky supplies or formula, he gets this “uh oh there’s another one” look on his face, now as a rule I absolutely never complain but I just had to ask, I’m not “complaining” just curious because if that’s the jerky they are going to carry I’m not buying it anymore, he admitted that “some times they rush it” he reaches into the case and hands me a brand new bag of jerky, let’s me taste it and asks if it’s as good as before, it was, and he tells the kid “that bag is on me”
I thought that was a real stand up move because the shit is 20-25$ a pound
 

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Just made two painful payments on my two highest interested debts, but paid them off. Staring 2019 with $650/month less in bills.
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
Just made two painful payments on my two highest interested debts, but paid them off. Staring 2019 with $650/month less in bills.
I forced my ex wife to write a check for $10k to pay off a credit card. I thought she was going to cry, well she actually did cry because two months later I found out she was still $20k in debt and I lost my shit about it because she was hiding it
 
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