Name the best thing that happened to you today

whiskeyguy

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#51
I'm returning to bed after 18 hours away.

Don't you love having a day like that and you drank so much coffee that once you finally lay down, it still takes you two hours to fall asleep?
 

Hudson

Supreme Champion!!!!!
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#53
Doctor told my mom that she was a nuisance patient that was non compliant with treatment in front of me. She asked what that meant and I said "You are a pain in the ass patient who doesn't do what you are told to, in terms of care and recovery". Doctor turned to me and said "Exactly" . I turned to my mom and said: "See? I told you!!!!!"
Mom cried all the way home.....
Best day I had in 6 months.
 

Poison The Well

Somebody poisoned the water-hole!
#54
Arrested an illegal alien who spoke English fluently so we didn't have to call a translator to book him in. Awesome.
 

Neckbeard

I'm Team Piggy!
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#55
Made a royal flush in poker but there was 4 to a straight and 3 to a flush out there and I didn't get paid off, but still.

Royal Flush in spades! WOO
 

shuganuts

Not SHWOOGIE nuts!!
#58
Just put in an In ground pool and today was the first day I could be in it. My kids were THRILLED
 

Atomic Fireball

Well-Known Member
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#59
Achieved new high score net worth of $4.09M and stock market gains of $209K in the last two years - thanks Ben!
 

VMS

Victim of high standards and low personal skills.
#61
Just realized that I went to high school with (and was mildly acquainted with the younger) the brothers who founded Troegs Brewery. The Trogner brothers were 3 and one year ahead of me, respectively. The younger brother looks vaguely familiar: I think we might have had a class or two together.
 

Wrecktum

Tounge puncher of fart boxes
#62
My girlfriend woke me up with a blowjob this morning.
 

Dicktator

I need a Vacation
#63
'Merica fuck yeah. Passed my CCW/CPL course today. I'm gonna be a gun tote'n sum'bitch.
 

Voodoo Ben

The African Dream
#65
i found out that two of my favorite porn stars are fans of Doctor Who.
 

BusyChild04

I gotta return some video tapes.
#66
I managed to get my pleasantly plump ass back in the gym
 

VMS

Victim of high standards and low personal skills.
#68
I survived Disney with the family and then shipped all of them off to China yesterday. I now have 4 cars, 2 homes, and a month to run around naked.
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
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#70
I managed to get my pleasantly plump ass back in the gym
I sure as hell hope you are a chick.
I survived Disney with the family and then shipped all of them off to China yesterday. I now have 4 cars, 2 homes, and a month to run around naked.
Did you have to put them in a shipping container or is that only for the trip to America?
 

TomC

uppity neobarb
#71
I got a second Chance at book club.
 

Neckbeard

I'm Team Piggy!
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#75
This is yesterday but I went to a college I wanted to go to, got accepted, got all my classes, pre ordered my books, got all my veteran's shit taken cared for,
got the dorm I wanted and got a waiver for my cat, Carmen, to be with me.

:cat:
 
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