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  1. TomC

    TomC uppity neobarb

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    embarrass a friend just posted this on his facebook
    "Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected."

    looking for the best snarky post wackbag assholes can come up with, then I will post it and say that I came up with it myself.
     
  2. BeerBelly

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    I'll pull your throat out and play it like a Clarinet
     
  3. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Fuck you and fuck your stupid thread.

    Does that work?
     
  4. BeerBelly

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    (give him a break, he only has 909 posts)
     
  5. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    BB playing the role of the compassionate guy? Drink more!
     
  6. BeerBelly

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    I was... you don't get it
     
  7. fletcher

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    Wait, why do we all have 909 posts??
     
  8. BeerBelly

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    BAMMMMM


    [video=youtube;HVT6YKxmCwE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVT6YKxmCwE[/video]
     
  9. Bux

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    "I got nothin'"
     
  10. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    "No, they aren't. Your simile is poorly formed."
    "Which hack friend did you crib that from?"
    "Women are like cell phones. I love their Verizons and hate their AT&T."
    "Women are like cell phones. That's why I want to fuck the T-Mobile chick."
     
  11. lajikal

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    Fez: "no, I don't have any."
     
  12. fletcher

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    Not a snarky response but some advise:

    Get new facebook friends.
     
  13. BeerBelly

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    Or, "I'm still practicing"

    *wimper wimper*
     
  14. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    The jerk-store called. They're running out of you.
     
  15. fletcher

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    Up ya nose widda rubba hose.
     
  16. BeerBelly

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    Hey Psycho!
     
  17. TomC

    TomC uppity neobarb

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    great stuff
     
  18. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    "yeah, women are like cell phones. they're fucking cunts"
     
  19. Ballbuster1

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    Velcro on the ceiling?
     
  20. fletcher

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    Hey, FUCK YOU, dont you talk to him like dat!
     
  21. Ballbuster1

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    Is your refrigerator running?

    Better catch it.
     
  22. Ballbuster1

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    Got Price Albert in a can?

    Better let him out!
     
  23. Ballbuster1

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    Eat shit and die.
     
  24. fletcher

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    What has a little dick and hangs upside down?

    A bat.

    What has a big dick and hangs up?

    *CLICK*
     
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    So she's got a big pussy, whaddyagonnado?
     

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