need a snarky wackbag comeback

TomC

uppity neobarb
#1
embarrass a friend just posted this on his facebook
"Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected."

looking for the best snarky post wackbag assholes can come up with, then I will post it and say that I came up with it myself.
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
#3
Fuck you and fuck your stupid thread.

Does that work?
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#10
embarrass a friend just posted this on his facebook
"Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected."

looking for the best snarky post wackbag assholes can come up with, then I will post it and say that I came up with it myself.
"No, they aren't. Your simile is poorly formed."
"Which hack friend did you crib that from?"
"Women are like cell phones. I love their Verizons and hate their AT&T."
"Women are like cell phones. That's why I want to fuck the T-Mobile chick."
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
#12
embarrass a friend just posted this on his facebook
"Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected."

looking for the best snarky post wackbag assholes can come up with, then I will post it and say that I came up with it myself.
Not a snarky response but some advise:

Get new facebook friends.
 

Psychopath

I want to fuck your girlfriend.
#14
The jerk-store called. They're running out of you.
 

Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
Wackbag Staff
#21
Is your refrigerator running?

Better catch it.
 

Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
Wackbag Staff
#22
Got Price Albert in a can?

Better let him out!
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
#24
What has a little dick and hangs upside down?

A bat.

What has a big dick and hangs up?

*CLICK*
 
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