need a snarky wackbag comeback

TomC

uppity neobarb
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#1
embarrass a friend just posted this on his facebook
"Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected."

looking for the best snarky post wackbag assholes can come up with, then I will post it and say that I came up with it myself.
 
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#2
I'll pull your throat out and play it like a Clarinet
 

fletcher

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#3
Fuck you and fuck your stupid thread.

Does that work?
 

LiddyRules

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#10
embarrass a friend just posted this on his facebook
"Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected."

looking for the best snarky post wackbag assholes can come up with, then I will post it and say that I came up with it myself.
"No, they aren't. Your simile is poorly formed."
"Which hack friend did you crib that from?"
"Women are like cell phones. I love their Verizons and hate their AT&T."
"Women are like cell phones. That's why I want to fuck the T-Mobile chick."
 

lajikal

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#11
Fez: "no, I don't have any."
 

fletcher

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#12
embarrass a friend just posted this on his facebook
"Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected."

looking for the best snarky post wackbag assholes can come up with, then I will post it and say that I came up with it myself.
Not a snarky response but some advise:

Get new facebook friends.
 

Psychopath

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#14
The jerk-store called. They're running out of you.
 

fletcher

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#15
Up ya nose widda rubba hose.
 

fletcher

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#24
What has a little dick and hangs upside down?

A bat.

What has a big dick and hangs up?

*CLICK*
 
Aug 11, 2005
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#25
So she's got a big pussy, whaddyagonnado?