Need to shit? Drink this.

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If they are anything like the other kind of drinks.. they do shit for me (No pun intended).. although they are yummy and fruity...
 

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Like I need anything more than Dunkin Dognuts coffee... one whiff and a turd is racing out my sphincter like an olympic bobsled.

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I drank the mango one and i shit all night. the next day i tried the blueburrrry one and the next morning i shit and it literally felt like my intestines were being drained.
 

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I have drank all of the Naked Juice products and have yet to shit on myself.
 

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nice sand castle...
 

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They have one called super green or something, it looks like leprechaun jizz, but man is it tasty.

No shitting, but some of the worst heartburn ever.
 

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Lots of vodka then Lorenzo's pizza at 2 am.
I wind up shitting 30 min after getting up.
 

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I am gonna give this stuff a try. Not because I need help shitting, but just because it looks pretty good. I'll report back.
 

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Naked Juices rock, love the stuff in the morning. Mighty Mango is the best.
 

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if I need to shit all I have to do is go to dairy queen and get an ice cream cone. since I had my gall bladder ripped out a few years ago that shit just shoots right through me. I gotta be within 5 minutes of a terlet from the time I order one, which is kind of hard for me since I have a huge phobia with public potties, so I pretty much have to drive straight home.
 
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the green one is pretty good if you can past the appearance
 

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I like the berry one myself. And unlike the others doesn't give me the shits...
 

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I love blueberry pancakes, but lately, every time I eat them it ends up leading to a horror show in the toilet bowl.
 

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I just drink a few Coronas. A few of those and I'm ready to give birth.
 
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