New Gov, Black , Blind And...

Mar 17, 2006
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[photographer] "Dave! Over here! Dave! I need you to turn a little bit more to your... eh, screw it!" [/photographer]
 

moegolden

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Oct 3, 2004
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yeah, but he and wifey did the right thing by just getting the shit out of the way immediately on their own terms.

when i saw this story, my first question was simply, 'how does a blind guy get hit on?'

there couldnt have been that thong flash moment that lewinsky gave clinton that started the whole thing.

that would be funny if he went for anal on the other woman on their first fling night, acting like he didnt know which hole was which.
 

moegolden

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there couldnt have been that thong flash moment that lewinsky gave clinton that started the whole thing. ....

FYI, here's the Starr report's take:

According to Ms. Lewinsky, she and the President made eye contact when he came to the West Wing to see Mr. Panetta and Deputy Chief of Staff Harold Ickes, then again later at an informal birthday party for Jennifer Palmieri, Special Assistant to the Chief of Staff.(149) At one point, Ms. Lewinsky and the President talked alone in the Chief of Staff's office. In the course of flirting with him, she raised her jacket in the back and showed him the straps of her thong underwear, which extended above her pants.(150)



she may have been a fatty, but that rules.
 

LiddyRules

I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy
Jun 1, 2005
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His defense "I'm blind, I thought it was her. I don't have Daredevil smell power for God's sake."
 

cigarsandscotch

Smoke and drink up.
Jan 13, 2005
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Shouldn't he be smart enough at least to wear dark sunglasses?
That should be a law. If you are blind, you are legally required to wear sunglasses to keep from creeping everyone out. Cookie Monster eyed asshole!.

As for the cheating, I declare shenanigans on his wife. He's blind. What is the point in him cheating? She probably put on a different perfume and made him think he ws cheating so she could finally fuck someone that could look back at her and not accidentaly eat out her armpit instead of her pussy.
 

dolemyte

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Feb 27, 2008
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and black Earl can't bang 1 chick?

Earl doesn't even deserve to sniff this dude's fingers
 
Jan 3, 2006
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No, he's 20/200 vision. He's not Ray Charles blind, he just can't drive and if he does, then he has to stay within the 15 mph zone. His eyes are just a little blurry. That's all.
 

poppAwoody

C colon enter
May 23, 2006
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No, he's 20/200 vision. He's not Ray Charles blind, he just can't drive and if he does, then he has to stay within the 15 mph zone. His eyes are just a little blurry. That's all.
ummm I am 20/400 both eyes and nowhere near blind, I'm blurry without glasses or contacts. He has to be worse than that
 

Zona992006

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Jan 26, 2007
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yeah, but he and wifey did the right thing by just getting the shit out of the way immediately on their own terms.

when i saw this story, my first question was simply, 'how does a blind guy get hit on?'

there couldnt have been that thong flash moment that lewinsky gave clinton that started the whole thing.

that would be funny if he went for anal on the other woman on their first fling night, acting like he didnt know which hole was which.
:clap:
 

Zona992006

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Jan 26, 2007
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Originally Posted by Glenn Dandy
Hes black!??? uuugh.


Can he atleast play keyboards?


Wow...

Glenn is being funny, you believe the shit you say.

I can't believe I have to explain this to you.
Try to keep up and close your mouth when you read this..

"Race Baiter"