New Olympic Event: 300-Meter Creampie

Lord Zero

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http://deadspin.com/5928340/gay-cruising-app-grindr-crashes-after-olympians-arrive-in-london

DeadSpin.com said:
Gay Cruising App Grindr Crashes After Olympians Arrive In London
John Koblin




Well, looky here. Seems Londoners have been having a tough time accessing gay cruising app, Grindr. The cause? The Mirror reports the app suspiciously crashed around the time that Olympians arrived into London:

Technicians believe the arrival of Olympic teams on Monday sparked a flood of new customers — and loss of the service in East London.One Londoner said: "It happened almost as soon as the teams got here. Either loads of athletes were logging on to meet fellow Olympians or were looking to bag a local.

"The Grindr system obviously couldn't cope. It took 24 hours for the app to get back up and running, much to the relief of all concerned."
We're not exactly sure who "technicians" are, but obviously their credibility is irrelevant to the (and me, frankly) when a story this delicious presents itself. Obviously there are lots of people arriving in London this week for the Olympics, and it's a little hard to believe that the extremely small handful of gay male Olympians—well, the small handful of openly gay ones—accounted for a citywide outage (Grindr is for dudes meeting dudes). Then again, maybe there's just a ton of closeted gay athletes, and the temptation to bag a London local is too much to resist. Or maybe it's all of London looking for a gay Olympian. Gay chicken, gay egg.
 
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Flesh javelin...

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Lord Zero

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- Bare-Knuckle Handjobs

- Musical Glory Holes

- Cancan Kickboxing

- Judy Garland Trivia

- Synchronized Swimming

- Three-Legged Race (Black athletes only)

- Asshole Boxing (On Ice!)
 

Lord Zero

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MagicBob

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the best ones are the ones you dont have to change the title at all for...

tug of war (once an Olympic sport)
rope climbing (once an Olympic sport)
BI-athlon
Greco-Roman (anything Greco-Roman but extra gay points cuz its wrestling)
Handball

badminton... hey it doesnt "sound" gay... but its BADMINTON!!!
 

Cunt Smasher

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The 12" doggystyle.
Team pushups.
Men's ball juggling.
 

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