New Pizza Hut Hot Dog Stuffed Crust

BIV

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From geekologie:

This Is Why You're Fat: Pizza Hut's Hotdog-Stuffed Crust

April 9, 2012 in cheese and meat, drive it in you!, fat food, hotdogs, i can feel my heart struggling to beat just thinking about it, iffy, man i would punish that pizza so hard and pay the price for like four hours afterward then go back for more because i'm a f***ing idiot glutton, pizza, questionable, this is why you're fat, ugh, yes i would try that!, you only live once

Because people are living too long and the queue at the pearly gates is too short, Pizza Hut has introduced a new pizza crust stuffed with hotdogs. Unfortunately, it's currently only available at Pizza Huts in the UK, probably in a bid to plump up Europeans to US proportions. Did I mention the crust comes with a FREE mustard drizzle? Because it does. That's like a two-cent value FOR FREE. No word on what an extra drizzle will cost you, but my guess is diarrhea. One time when I was driving I ate a 7-11 hotdog so fast and without drinking anything that it got stuck in my throat and I had to puke out the window so I wouldn't choke to death. Just kidding, that was an egg-salad sandwich. Somebody honked at me!
http://www.geekologie.com/2012/04/this-is-why-youre-fat-pizza-huts-hotdog-.php
 
Oct 4, 2004
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A hot dog and not pseudo-Italian sausage? They can do better.
 

LiddyRules

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A hot dog and not pseudo-Italian sausage? They can do better.
We don't take kindly to people who criticize chain pizza places 'round here.
 

LiddyRules

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Ranch tastes like garbage.
 

NuttyJim

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Ranch is glorious
 

maz

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Ranch Sucks

Blue Cheese ftw

And hot dogs in a pizza crust is just plain Weird
 

Motor Head

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Ranch Sucks

Blue Cheese ftw

And hot dogs in a pizza crust is just plain Weird
I prefer blue cheese, but shit talking ranch will not be tolerated. So you can say what you want about us ranch lovers, but I'm not going to stand here and listen to you bad mouth the United States of America....
 

maz

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If someone made Blue Cheese Dressing cereal

I would eat cereal again