Hi, I'm Turtle I like toast. First off let me say welcome, glad to have you here. A few things to keep in mind. 1.Toast. 2.Read post carefully, don’t fall for the [ you ] gag or the [ e-mail ] bit. 3.If you can’t take a joke, are easily offended or don’t have thick skin…this is probably not the best place for you. 4.Toast.