New York Police Story

umo

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Late last night I looked out the window and saw 3 black males breaking into my garage. I called the police but they said no patrol cars were in the area. They said they would send someone over when possible. I hung up and immediately called the cops again and I said, "I just called you because there were thugs breaking into my garage. You don't have to hurry now...I shot them."

Within a few minutes there were six police cars on my block, plus a helicopter and a SWAT team. They caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the officers said: "I thought you said you shot them."

My reply: "I thought you said there were no police available."

 

fuckwit

He loves you, and he needs money.
Jul 27, 2006
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I'm surprised they didn't arrest you.
yeh thats usually the way they work.
you cant look like a smarty in front of a cop. it would be more believable if they beat you half to death at the end of the story.
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
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Late last night I looked out the window and saw 3 black males breaking into my garage. I called the police but they said no patrol cars were in the area. They said they would send someone over when possible. I hung up and immediately called the cops again and I said, "I just called you because there were thugs breaking into my garage. You don't have to hurry now...I shot them."

Within a few minutes there were six police cars on my block, plus a helicopter and a SWAT team. They caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the officers said: "I thought you said you shot them."

My reply: "I thought you said there were no police available."

and then what happened?