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News Flash: Horses Can Bite

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by stevethrower, Sep 29, 2013.

  1. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    When I sell trees I basically lock the barn now due to people just walking in and trying to pet them... and feed them stuff. We used to give candy canes away 1/2 of them got fed to the horses.
     
  2. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    News Flash: Most parents are stupid. Enjoy your now disfigured for life kid.
     
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  3. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

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    ask 0bama care

    they will have a classification to cover that
     
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  4. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    Hasn't this species been domesticated thoroughly for hundreds of years now?
    How could they be termed naturally vicious? They've been selectively bred to be pacified.
     
  5. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Some shyster looking for a huge payday.
     
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  6. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    "Do not pet" means "do not pet", shithead.
     
  7. mascan42

    mascan42 Registered User

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    If one horse nibbles on a kid, and all horses are now considered vicious, what do we do about all those bloodthirsty dogs and cats?
     
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  8. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    Does this mean that Howard Stern has to hang a sign around Beth's neck stating that she is a vicious animal?
     
  9. gorram

    gorram ;)

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    Broken down into 34 different breeds too.
     
  10. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    What?, No one ever hears of the Mares of Diomedes?
     
  11. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    Nice cheek, dick.
     
  12. Haeder

    Haeder South Dakota

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    Replace "horse" with "retard" and enjoy the lulz.
     
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    Floyd1977 Registered User

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    I wonder who would have to make up for that 221m hit.
     
  14. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    All the horse owners would do is sell their RE and move to friendlier states. A vacuum would be created.
     
  15. Ego

    Ego The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head

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  16. stevethrower

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    Well only downside there is only a finite amount of equine properties available out there... prob a lot of horses would be sold for slaughter etc...
     
  17. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Poppycock. On, LI, you need an acre and a special carter to remove your horse shit. Plus, the money for all the rest of the horse things (vets, shoes, feed...)
     
  18. stevethrower

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    This town you need about 2 acres... last town 3 acres... and Glen Dandy told me about that carting away the horse shit... well in NJ.

    Guess you could get away with a small paddock and say a run in then a full fledged barn...
     
  19. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Seems the waste management types got together and had that one passed in these parts.

    Have a buddy that turned his property into a horse property. All sweat equity, too.

    He is one of the few blue collar polo players that plays all the time.
     
  20. stevethrower

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    Really a waste as the stuff cooks down so fast and you basically get perfect compost. I have some local that will come by and fill up a couple of 1 tonnes with dump beds for their tomato gardens.

    And again as shit goes horse shit ain't that bad. Next door they have sheep and mini cows and when the wind is right... ooof.

    Oh and prob not waste management... prob some busy bodies. Like last election they wanted people to pull a permit to move 5 yards or more material... yeeesh.
     
  21. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    They should be mixing the horse shite into a manure composting heap. But, those Eye-talians gots to get their piece.
     
  22. stevethrower

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    Well more then likely it is getting composted then sold as clean compost... also just hauling the non composted stuff away is stupid... as it shrinks down by two thirds after it has been cooking for 3 months... assuming you turn the pile of course.
     
  23. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Horses shit their own weight every 15 minutes.

    That's a scientific fact verified by NASA.
     
  24. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    And don't forget horse women are pretty much nuts... case in point...

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    They all go why don't you ride... I have enough shit to do... plus I'd rather watch...

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    Almost to build an indoor so I am "entertained" all year...
     
  25. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    It's hard to ride with a constant erection.
     

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