Nick Cage: Stolen

Frankie_b

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#1
looks like Taken, but worse.

[video=youtube;DVTGVSvrcxg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVTGVSvrcxg&feature=g-u-u[/video]
 

JoeyDVDZ

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#2
This looks like shit.
 

thekidslepthere

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#3
Anyone think the Academy Award regrets letting him uses their awards as a way to legitimize all these shitty movies he's in?
 

Falldog

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#4
I didn't know they were still making trailers like that.
 

LiddyRules

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#5
That looks so ridiculous I'm thinking of seeing it in theaters.
 

Frankie_b

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#6
any excuse to post this
[video=youtube;xP1-oquwoL8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8[/video]

a quick look at his IMDB and this just out of prison and someone stole my daughter angle seems to be the theme of his next few movies, oh and kickass 2
 

LiddyRules

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any excuse to post this
[video=youtube;xP1-oquwoL8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8[/video]

a quick look at his IMDB and this just out of prison and someone stole my daughter angle seems to be the theme of his next few movies, oh and kickass 2
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NuttyJim

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#9
God damn this looks like shit.
 

thekidslepthere

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#10
There's this script at Lionsgate that has Nic Cage playing himself. It's called "Action Comics #1" and it's about Nic Cage's copy of Action Comics being stolen. He puts an ad on craigslist offering 1.5 million for the heads of the people who stole his comic. He acts like it's a joke, but a team of bounty hunters come out to get the job done.

It's by those Reno 911 guys. It needs to be made.