Nigerian e-mails

demonseed

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Oct 4, 2004
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ebolamonkeyman.com has some hilarious ones. He was the original one that started posting his e mails. some of them go back about ten years.
 

Six-Pack

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Feb 25, 2004
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Love the guy with a fish on his head. Signs written by people who don't understand English are funny, but fish on head is universal
 

Don the Radio Guy

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Mar 30, 2006
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Love the guy with a fish on his head. Signs written by people who don't understand English are funny, but fish on head is universal
The sad thing is that I'm pretty sure almost all Nigerians speak english.
 

Begbie

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Jul 21, 2003
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I get an average of 5 Lottery E-Mails a day.
I always get the fella that dumped millions into a Nigerian bank and turns out, he's dead with no beneficiaries and no will, so the bank doesn't know what to do with it. So...let's just e-mail some guy at random in the States and give him a third of money.

It's insane how stupid they truly are and have absolutely no knowledge of business practices. If some random guy from Africa says he's got $13 million waiting for you if you just send him 2 thousand dollars...it's hard to fathom the stupidity of some people falling for it. But, I'm sure there are some people that just have no concept of e-mail fraud.
 
Dec 25, 2005
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I'll cherish the day I get one of these scam emails.
 

WonkaVision

To my Friends!!! To My Friends!!!
Sep 5, 2005
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I actually submitted a photo which made it to their trophy room. One with an awful photoshopped head of a person holding a sign saying "Maxi Rules'...A shout-out to our friend Maxeypad at wackbag.
 

DeltaPin

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Feb 17, 2005
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Hell if they can give me this kind of payment, you'd think they could invest in a spell checker.


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