I always get the fella that dumped millions into a Nigerian bank and turns out, he's dead with no beneficiaries and no will, so the bank doesn't know what to do with it. So...let's just e-mail some guy at random in the States and give him a third of money.
It's insane how stupid they truly are and have absolutely no knowledge of business practices. If some random guy from Africa says he's got $13 million waiting for you if you just send him 2 thousand dollars...it's hard to fathom the stupidity of some people falling for it. But, I'm sure there are some people that just have no concept of e-mail fraud.
Hell if they can give me this kind of payment, you'd think they could invest in a spell checker.
THE SENATE HOUSE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
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NOTIFICATION FOR CASH AID.
Your email address emergged a winner among other five email addresses at the
forth category in the (2008) promotion cash
grant/Donation as New Year promotion from the W.H.O, UNO, EU, ECOWAS and the
Oceanic Bank in accordance
with the enabling act of Parliament, for the celebrate of the 30th anniversary
You have been approved for a payment of $652,000.00 USD. for
your own personal education and business development.
Send your personal infromations to the senate house via email for instructions
on how to claim your winning funds.