My friend just introduced me to this and in my opinion, it's the best thing on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys
Here are some of my favorite tweets.
https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys
Here are some of my favorite tweets.
God is not dead. there was never a god. Horsey Sauce can be consumed on fries.
3:45 PM - 14 Jan 2015
3:45 PM - 14 Jan 2015
Arbys also identifies as black: the eternal blackness that eventually engulfs us all.
Arbys: sandwiches in the abyss.
9:19 AM - 17 Jun 2015
Arbys: sandwiches in the abyss.
9:19 AM - 17 Jun 2015
Best case scenario: Gay or straight, your marriage ends when the person you love most dies and leaves you to rot in solitude.
Eat at Arbys.
12:57 PM - 26 Jun 2015
Eat at Arbys.
12:57 PM - 26 Jun 2015
Today, celebrate a crumbling empire by shoveling fistfuls of Arbys meat into your bloated face and then drunkenly blowing off your toe. #usa
7:50 AM - 4 Jul 2015
7:50 AM - 4 Jul 2015
Arbys #mancrushmonday goes out to man, crushed by the weight and cruelty of an indifferent universe. You'll never be this young again.
10:22 AM - 6 Jul 2015
10:22 AM - 6 Jul 2015
Never forget who you are: a tiny speck on an insignificant rock hurtling through a void. May as well fuck some strangers this weekend. Arbys
10:50 AM - 17 Jul 2015
10:50 AM - 17 Jul 2015
Fuck babies. They're stupid and weak.
Enjoy Arbys
10:59 AM - 2 Aug 2016
Enjoy Arbys
10:59 AM - 2 Aug 2016
#firstsevenjobs
Arbys
Sucking dicks: crack
Arbys
Sucking dicks: heroin
Arbys
Sucking dicks: glue
Arbys Social media director
Enjoy Arbys
2:50 PM - 6 Aug 2016
Arbys
Sucking dicks: crack
Arbys
Sucking dicks: heroin
Arbys
Sucking dicks: glue
Arbys Social media director
Enjoy Arbys
2:50 PM - 6 Aug 2016
Remember: there's always someone younger faster & smarter than you so you may as well do a few more lines of coke & keep crying
Enjoy Arbys
11:04 AM - 11 Aug 2016
Enjoy Arbys
11:04 AM - 11 Aug 2016
Today, fly your hunger into Arbys for meal deals so hot they could melt steel beams.
Enjoy Arbys.
10:11 AM - 11 Sep 2016
Enjoy Arbys.
10:11 AM - 11 Sep 2016
The Olympics have ended, and soon all these beautiful, world class athletes will go back to pumping gas. Every dream dies.
Eat Arbys
8:19 PM - 21 Aug 2016
Eat Arbys
8:19 PM - 21 Aug 2016
Arbys: piss on whoever you want.
4:07 PM - 10 Jan 2017
4:07 PM - 10 Jan 2017
This MLK day, sic the dogs on your hunger w a Beef n cheddar & hose down your thirst with a delicious fountain drink from Arbys
Enjoy Arbys
9:18 AM - 16 Jan 2017
Enjoy Arbys
9:18 AM - 16 Jan 2017
Today is a perfect day to march down to Arbys and abort your hunger.
Enjoy Arbys.
2:16 PM - 21 Jan 2017
Enjoy Arbys.
2:16 PM - 21 Jan 2017
every single person you've ever loved will either go to your funeral or you will go to theirs.
Afterwards, why not go to arbys?
3:35 PM - 24 Feb 2017
Afterwards, why not go to arbys?
3:35 PM - 24 Feb 2017
This cinco de mayo remember: everyjuan dies.
Enjoy arbys
8:16 AM - 5 May 2017
Enjoy arbys
8:16 AM - 5 May 2017
Life hack: die
8:49 PM - 26 Jun 2017
8:49 PM - 26 Jun 2017
This Fourth of July why not eat so much arbys that YOU explode, you fucking pig.
Enjoy arbys.
7:03 AM - 4 Jul 2017
Enjoy arbys.
7:03 AM - 4 Jul 2017