Nihilist Arby's (@nihilist_arbys on Twitter)

Lord Zero

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My friend just introduced me to this and in my opinion, it's the best thing on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys

Here are some of my favorite tweets.
God is not dead. there was never a god. Horsey Sauce can be consumed on fries.

3:45 PM - 14 Jan 2015
Arbys also identifies as black: the eternal blackness that eventually engulfs us all.

Arbys: sandwiches in the abyss.

9:19 AM - 17 Jun 2015
Best case scenario: Gay or straight, your marriage ends when the person you love most dies and leaves you to rot in solitude.

Eat at Arbys.

12:57 PM - 26 Jun 2015
Today, celebrate a crumbling empire by shoveling fistfuls of Arbys meat into your bloated face and then drunkenly blowing off your toe. #usa

7:50 AM - 4 Jul 2015
Arbys #mancrushmonday goes out to man, crushed by the weight and cruelty of an indifferent universe. You'll never be this young again.

10:22 AM - 6 Jul 2015
Never forget who you are: a tiny speck on an insignificant rock hurtling through a void. May as well fuck some strangers this weekend. Arbys

10:50 AM - 17 Jul 2015
Fuck babies. They're stupid and weak.

Enjoy Arbys

10:59 AM - 2 Aug 2016
#firstsevenjobs
Arbys
Sucking dicks: crack
Arbys
Sucking dicks: heroin
Arbys
Sucking dicks: glue
Arbys Social media director
Enjoy Arbys

2:50 PM - 6 Aug 2016
Remember: there's always someone younger faster & smarter than you so you may as well do a few more lines of coke & keep crying

Enjoy Arbys

11:04 AM - 11 Aug 2016
Today, fly your hunger into Arbys for meal deals so hot they could melt steel beams.

Enjoy Arbys.

10:11 AM - 11 Sep 2016
The Olympics have ended, and soon all these beautiful, world class athletes will go back to pumping gas. Every dream dies.

Eat Arbys

8:19 PM - 21 Aug 2016
Arbys: piss on whoever you want.

4:07 PM - 10 Jan 2017
This MLK day, sic the dogs on your hunger w a Beef n cheddar & hose down your thirst with a delicious fountain drink from Arbys

Enjoy Arbys

9:18 AM - 16 Jan 2017
Today is a perfect day to march down to Arbys and abort your hunger.

Enjoy Arbys.

2:16 PM - 21 Jan 2017
every single person you've ever loved will either go to your funeral or you will go to theirs.

Afterwards, why not go to arbys?

3:35 PM - 24 Feb 2017
This cinco de mayo remember: everyjuan dies.

Enjoy arbys

8:16 AM - 5 May 2017
Life hack: die

8:49 PM - 26 Jun 2017
This Fourth of July why not eat so much arbys that YOU explode, you fucking pig.

Enjoy arbys.

7:03 AM - 4 Jul 2017
 

Creasy Bear

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Nihilists? Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
 

Pigdango

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Nihilists? Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
You forgot to add "Eat at Arby's."
 

aruther

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My favorite one is:

"Hey, you know what else produces the same, shitty, doomed, meat based joke over and over? Human Vaginas. Arby's: It's curtains for all of us." on 6/7/15
 

Bobobie

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#8
I'm not fan of their roast beef sandwiches, but every year they have this specialty sandwich called a Brown Back Bacon Sandwich that is to die for. So fuck that Commie Twitter Account, they are not all crap, just mostly.

 

Lord Zero

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I knew I left one of favorites out of that collection in that first post. I must fix this at once.
Arbys: come for the sandwiches. Stay because you died shooting heroin into your dick in the ladies room.
Enjoy Arbys

10:53 AM - 7 Oct 2016
 

Lord Zero

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Try our new pizza slider, which combines the traditional constipation that pizza provides with our trademark diarrhea.

Eat arbys

9:29 AM - 31 Jul 2017
 

Bobobie

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I'm starving. Hey Earl, we got any of those constipated diarrhea sliders back there?

 

BIV

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People don't like Arby's? What kind of horrible person doesn't like Arby's? It's the royalty of fast food.

Arby's, when you don't want to stoop to fast food but are not feeling classy enough for Shari's.
 

Lord Zero

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People don't like Arby's? What kind of horrible person doesn't like Arby's? It's the royalty of fast food.

Arby's, when you don't want to stoop to fast food but are not feeling classy enough for Shari's.
The guy that does Nihilist Arby's likes Arby's, actually. He had the idea for the account before he had the name, and he just thought that "Nihilist Arby's" had a really funny ring to it and would be perfect for it. He was right.
 

SatansCheerledr

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People don't like Arby's? What kind of horrible person doesn't like Arby's? It's the royalty of fast food.

Arby's, when you don't want to stoop to fast food but are not feeling classy enough for Shari's.
It is probably the least gross of fast foods as long as you stick to the lean meats.
 

Creasy Bear

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I've never had Arby's. Serious. Never even been in an Arby's.

I hear tell that they have the meat though.
 

Bobobie

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I've never had Arby's. Serious. Never even been in an Arby's.

I hear tell that they have the meat though.
Their Roast Beef Sandwich's are underwhelming, especially after seeing the advertised sandwich. Roast beef cut so thin you can see through it, then piled up in an attempt to make it look like more food than it is. I usually order a specialty sandwich or a hotdog if I'm outvoted into eating there. They are basically a Carl's JRs Restraunt if you have that chain in your area. Owned by the same Conglomerate.
 

Lord Zero

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Today, why not drink enough that you don't even feel the need to cry during sex?

Eat arbys

10:38 AM - 2 Aug 2017
Missed this one the other day.
Hey, you sloppy dipshits, Since it's clear that whatever crap you're eating now isn't doing you any favors, why not try arbys?

Enjoy arbys

4:01 PM - 29 Jul 2017
 

jnoble

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Their Roast Beef Sandwich's are underwhelming, especially after seeing the advertised sandwich. Roast beef cut so thin you can see through it, then piled up in an attempt to make it look like more food than it is. I usually order a specialty sandwich or a hotdog if I'm outvoted into eating there. They are basically a Carl's JRs Restraunt if you have that chain in your area. Owned by the same Conglomerate.
That's why you gotta pony up for the super extra large beef sandwich so you can actually taste the meat
 

Bobobie

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That's why you gotta pony up for the super extra large beef sandwich so you can actually taste the meat
All I know is that I ordered a Sandwich and what I received looked nothing like the picture on the Menu. It looked like a Flattened soggier version in a foily wrapper.
 

Chip Spackler

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Drove thru an Arby's and the chicken cordon bleu sandwich was not listed on the menu.

I ordered it anyway and they made it without question.
 

Lord Zero

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From yesterday.
This Labor Day, remember to slave thanklessly at a soulless task you hate for most of your life only to die poor and forgotten.

Enjoy arbys

10:47 AM - 4 Sep 2017