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Discussion in 'Current Events' started by f kane, Dec 10, 2012.

  1. f kane

    f kane Known Traffic Menace

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    The dinner bill for three friends at Chilly D's Restaurant stung, but it wasn't the price - printed on the top of the receipt were the words "Fat Girls".

    "I got the bill, I was looking at bill [and] I was like, 'Why does this receipt say 'fat girls?'" customer Christine Duran said.

    The friends had dined out at the Stockton, Calif., restaurant, which is a part of the Cameo Casino Restaurant, on Thursday. The bill lists charges for three tri-tips with fries and three sodas, for a total of $25.50. A bartender named Jeff had apparently typed in "Fat Girls" to keep track of their bill.
    When Duran asked a manager for an explanation, he "had like a smirk on his face, like it was funny but trying not to laugh," she said.

    The dining experience went from bad to worse when the restaurant demanded they still pay the bill, offering them a 25 percent discount and then a 50 percent discount. They declined both offers.

    In a Facebook message overnight, Maggie Lewis, the Cameo Club Casino owner, apologized and said the insulting treatment Duran and her friends had received is "intolerable in our establishment."

    Jimmy Siemers, co-owner of Chilly D's, didn't work the night Duran and her friends received the offensive receipt, but he said he is trying to clean up the mess.

    "I just want to tell them we're sincerely sorry and we'll do everything in our power to make sure this never happens to anyone again," he said.

    It's certainly not the first time customers have been insulted on receipts.

    In January, a Papa John's employee was fired after writing "Lady Chinky Eyes" on a receipt to identify an Asian customer.

    A Maryland woman was insulted at a RadioShack in March when she purchased a cassette tape adapter and left with a receipt that read "ugly itch" from "tattoville," referring to the tattoos on her arm in memory of a child lost to SIDS and her deceased mother.

    "Based on descriptions we've seen in the media, this incident obviously does not meet RadioShack's expectations for customer service," Eric Bruner, a spokesman for RadioShack told ABC News. "RadioShack responded immediately after seeing reports in the media, taking the strongest possible disciplinary actions." It is against company policy to discuss individual personnel matters but the company has taken the "strongest action available" in response to the issue, the spokesman said

    http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blog...rant-bill-165554715--abc-news-topstories.html
     
  2. samurai

    samurai Ridiculum Anserini

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    She's only mad that she didn't get a comped meal.

    Actually, Jabba & friends just shot themselves in the stomach. Where else are they going to find Tri-tips, fries and a coke for $8.50? I'll wager the meat is amazingly tender. :eek:

    The Tundarella Sisters should have taken the truthful notation as a wake-up call.
     
  3. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    "One of the women is emotionally scarred".

    Get the fuck out of here. She is a fat woman, labeled as a fat woman. Maybe should have got the salad bar, tubby.
     
  4. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    They all are...

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    Props to whoever engineered those chairs... floor system.
     
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  5. samurai

    samurai Ridiculum Anserini

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    Stretch marks are physical, not emotional, Rotundamunda. My buddy, The Maestro has a Chinese Balm that can fix just about anything...except the psyche.
     
  6. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    I'm fat. They are fatter than me. Fuck off, fat cunts.
     
  7. caniseeyourtaint

    caniseeyourtaint Passive agressive douche

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    Afa, Sika and Samula! I thought they retired!
     
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  8. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    What did the other two gals order?
     
  9. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    I'm fat and it looks like they are all at least 3 bills so they aren't fat, they are super duper "that is only acceptable if you are a Samoan wrestler" fat.
     
  10. GrammatonCleric

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    Both must have been designed in the 30s.
     
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  11. samurai

    samurai Ridiculum Anserini

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    A defibrillator?

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  12. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Some stents?
     
  13. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Adamantium Bras.
     
  14. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    I don't understand how the "psychological damage" of being identified as fat could possibly be worse than the mental trauma of actually being fat. I mean... isn't the insult you get when you look in a mirror like a thousand times worse than two words printed on a piece of paper?

    I mean... were these fat bitches not aware that they were fat until they saw it spelled out in black and white? Did the revelation come as a shock to these cows?
     
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  15. samurai

    samurai Ridiculum Anserini

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    Denial isn't just a fat river in Egypt.
     
  16. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Another one...

    Link
     
  17. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Good. No one wants to see your fat ass on the bar.
     
  18. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Period. Full stop. Beat it, fatty. Go cry into a banana split.
     
  19. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    THP... has Runier ever been "discriminated against" due to her girth? Well besides you pointing and laughing at her...
     
  20. MetalBender

    MetalBender I like fistables.

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    I read this like Arlo Guthrie was singing it.
     
  21. samurai

    samurai Ridiculum Anserini

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    The photo lab threatened not to develop his party photos anymore, due to Lumpy pics using up an inordinate amount of developer. #suspensionofdisbelief
     
  22. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    You can get whatever you want at Fatty Pig Fatty Re-Staur-Ant...
     
  23. whiskeyguy

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    That second story reminds me of one of the greatest things I saw at one of my jobs. I worked as a bouncer at a night club here about five years ago, and on the stage there was a pole, along with two hanging cages for girls (employees) to dance on/in. On slower nights girls (customers) would ask to get in the cages, which obviously wasn't allowed, but we would let them up on stage to dance on the pole.

    Three really hot girls were up dancing on the pole together for about 30 minutes, and when they left two Buffet Bandits went up there and started dancing on it. They weren't doing anything acrobatic, obviously, but were swinging around putting most of their weight on it. I saw that fucker flexing at the top where it was mounted to the ceiling, so I went up and told them nicely that customers weren't allowed on the pole. Immediately they flipped out about how some "skinny bitches" were just all over it. I didn't care enough to argue so I told them as long as they accepted the liability they could swing on it, one at a time.

    Five minutes later the larger of the two got a "running" start and jumped at the pole, swinging to the opposite side. That's all those bolts could take... they snapped and the girl flew into the wall, still holding one end of the pole, with a wail that sounded half seal, half rhino. The entire club looked up, paused for a second, and then busted up laughing. She came up to me crying and saying the pole "wasn't up to code"... with I straight face I told her that I absolutely agreed, and that management was going to get a new one rated to hold more than 300 pounds.
     
  24. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Three tritips, three fries, and three sodas. Who wants to wager they were Diet Cokes?
     
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    Of course they were.
     

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