Nother Fu To New Jersey.

Glenn Dandy

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I dont carry a wallet... hurts my ass climbing through shit plumbing... So I keep my drivers license in my car... i got a truck n a car.. so occasionally I get caught without my license on me while getting pulled over.


I know this is a huge crime:icon_roll

anyways, tonight i went to court for that offense....212.00 WTF?

So I said to the cop... kinna steep aint it? he says well.... we get 62,,, the state gets 150.00


FUCK YOU NEW JERSEY!!!!!!
 

MJMANDALAY

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HaHaHa you live in Jer.... err wait so do I, This SUCKS
 

crippledalbino

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Hm.
Sorry, Mr. President.

But fuck Connecticut for the $295 ticket they issued me for speeding too. You know.
Because it's always about me.
 

crippledalbino

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True.
But you know how they threw OJ in jail for nothing at all, to get him back for getting away with killing a few folks?

Maybe they're just nailing you double for that since that's all they can pin on ya... but they KNOW much more about 'ol Master Dandy.
 

Glenn Dandy

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Since you put it that way.... It's a bargain indeed.


funny you should say that.. i also was there for a 4 point illegal turn on left... but i promised the cop a good deal on a bathroom remodel;)

he told me that ticket alone with surcharges was around 500.00



Isn't it crazy that turning left against a sign and not having your license on you could cost you over 700.00 in Jersey... Fucking ridiculous, Honestly.
 

Chino Kapone

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Just look at it this way. If you were black they would have threw you on the hood of the car and taken you down town.

Glass is half full, c'mon now. :D
 

Glenn Dandy

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If I was black I woulda had tickets for tinted glass, obstructed plates,pissing on a police station, assault,giving false information,no insurance, registration or drivers license.


atleast thats what the ones in court tonight had. Most common reason they didn't make their court date. " I was encarcerated ya honah. "


White people. speeding, seat belts n cell phones.

Ohh n of course DWI.
 

DanaReevesLungs

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Look at it this way Glenn, you're helping New Jersey get out of the red. ;)
 

Cunt Smasher

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Didn't you write sumpin' on your myspace about spending all day in court? Also,how many illegal aliens you got in jersey can't drive,have no papers, DL,insurance,money,or speak English? We got lots of those here. New law in Ks,$80 for no seatbelt,there were 5 state troopers watching the H.S. yesterday as everyone showed up in the morning,wrote a shitload of tickets.