NYC 22 - Bob Kelly, Cop

Saikotic

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I enjoyed the show, but it's just another cop drama. Leelee is still smoking hot.


Bob had more airtime than I thought he would. I hope they keep his character around.
 

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Why is it always the TWO TWO. Is it because it's central park? I've seen a couple movies were the 22nd precinct is mentioned. I'd would find a cop drama shot in Far Rockaway to be far more entertaining. They could use real bullets.
 

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You forgot "Rogue" in the title.
 

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Duuuuuude you got your gun, you got your badge, you got your hand cuffs you're drinking coffee...BOOM!
 

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The wikipedia line was pretty funny.

I dont think ive seen leelee sobieski in like 10 years
 
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I thought the jokes about cops in coffee shops was passe.
 

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Duuuuuude you got your gun, you got your badge, you got your hand cuffs you're drinking coffee...BOOM!
"You know what, dude? You got the right to remain silent. Any shmarmy shit you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. If you're too poor to afford an attorney, - boom - the court will provide you with one."
 
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"You know what, dude? You got the right to remain silent. Any shmarmy shit you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. If you're too poor to afford an attorney, - boom - the court will provide you with one."
Well done sir. Well done.

Speaking of well done, Bob wants a steak.
 

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You know what I liked about the show? Robert Kelly. That's about it. Shitty, cliched writing and bad acting all around. Network television is embarrassing.
 

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I wanted to do the dude bit. :(
 

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Dang... missed it. How was Bawby's acting? I saw him once back when he was on an episode of one of the 23 versions of Law & Order, and his acting was douche-squirmingly awful.
 

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I'd like to see him play a ghost again. I just imagine him going "Booooooooooooooooom" and writing "Dude" in fogged up mirrors.
 

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I'd like to see him play a ghost again. I just imagine him going "Booooooooooooooooom" and writing "Dude" in fogged up mirrors.
Duuuuuuude, tell her ditto dude.

Duuude you got your penny, you got your clay, you possess a negro woman and boom, you're banging Demi Moore.
 

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I didn't think the show was that bad. A little hacky, sure, but I've seen much worse get better. And Leelee is fucking gorgeous. That alone will keep me interested.
 

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Duuuuuuude, tell her ditto dude.

Duuude you got your penny, you got your clay, you possess a negro woman and boom, you're banging Demi Moore.
Duuuuuuuude you got your proton packs, your ectoplasm, boom you're crossing the streams.
 

BIV

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Duuuuuuuude you got your proton packs, your ectoplasm, boom you're crossing the streams.
Duuude, you got your little girl, your TV, a fancy midget and Boom, you're walking towards the light.
 

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Duuude, you got your little girl, your TV, a fancy midget and Boom, you're walking towards the light.
Duuuude, if there's something strange in your neighborhood. Click on this app and boom, you're safe.

Duuuuuuude, I'm trying to digest an underdone piece of potato next thing I know I'm going back in time, forward in time, seeing my grave and boom I get a local boy to buy a goose for the cripple down the block.

Duuuuude, I just bought an amusement park and this blue and green van pulls up.
 

BIV

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Duuuuuuude, you say my name three times and Boom! It's showtime.
 

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"The reality is that we don't wash our own laundry - boom - it just gets dirtier, dude."
 

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Duuuude, it's me, Tom Sizemore, The Closer, a black chick, and the dad from Beethoven and we're helping Iron Man get back together with the chick from Back to the Future sequels and we're walking and talking and laughing and boom we're singing Frankie Valli.
 

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Lieutenant: Hold it, Kelly. What were you two doing?
Bob Kelly: What?
Lieutenant: In the shithouse, in the dark! Were you going down on him?
Bob Kelly: Yeah, but I had no choice; he held a rock over my head and made me do it.
 

Saikotic

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Lieutenant: I would like to commend this officer for his brilliance in the line of fire
Bob Kelly: Thank you, sir. I
Lieutenant: NOT YOUUUUUU.
 

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Cancelled.
Maybe Bob will get a spin off.