O and A fans I request your brains

norton23

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I just got my ten year High School reunion invite (well I got it a few weeks ago and wan't to respond now) it's an e card invite where you can say 1= your going 2= not sure 3= not going...FUCK THAT! Im not going, but then I saw that you could leave comments. Im not sure what to write,,,was thinking= "sorry I can't make it, ill be in Vegas with my husband,,,," something stupid. So far there's like fifteen tool boxes that are going and It just looks so fucking cheesy and annoying.

I actually wen't out with the girl who's planning the whole thing::hammer: HAHAHHA

What should I write? And do any pests want to get in on the action?
 
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Holy fuck, Stalker Patty got laid, it's snowing in Hell, and this is a thread title on Wackbag:

O and A fans I request your brains
The end is near folks, the end is near.
 

The Sarge

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I graduated HS in 1995. There was only a couple of people that I actually were friends with.

I didn't go to my reunion....................was too busy being deployed.

Anyways...never heard of the eCard Invitation.

I'd tell them to go eFuck themselves.
 

Rob

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just do what i did, go to it, get drunk, and forget everyones name...
 
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You know it's funny... For 9 years I never had anything worse than a speeding ticket, bought a great house and made a lot of money, and was married to one of the hottest chicks from my high school class.

In the last year I've been arrested 4 times on bullshit charges... Seriously, I'm working on a clean sweep of not guilty's from DWI to driving without a license, etc, but the expense broke me; divorced my then fat, now lost all the weight and has a new lease on life so I'm going to look like the douche that got dumped wife/ex-wife; and I got laid off about a month and a half ago.

I got my 10 year reunion invitation about a month ago. I might raid Mavwayne's gun locker on my way and pull off Columbine: Next Generation.

I mean, it's like someone invented the concept of the 10 year reunion many years ago just to one day fuck with me.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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go, i had a great time at mine, i also only hung out with 5 or 6 people when i was in HS, i got drunk and hit on most of the girls that i hit on in HS i even took my wife, its a great opportunity to "start over" you never know maybe you will hook up with an old class mate. i think some people are just to cynical about shit like this
 

Sinn Fein

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I haven't gone to a single reunion. I went to school with a bunch of douchebags for the most part.

Put down that you're too busy filming to attend, maybe imply that you're into porno or something.
 

demonseed

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how bout something like
" I am sorry but I will have to regretfully decline. In my declining state of health, I cant drink, and the only thing that sits well in my stomach is chicken broth, and the AZT gets me very tired.
 

blee

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Dec 9, 2004
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You should go, maybe you will be surprised at how some of the popular people in school are just total fucking losers that live with their parents. My class has never had a reunion that I know of. I think that is because most of them still live in the town. If I ever want to see any of the old assholes that I graduated with all I have to do is show up to the local bar in that town or go to the town festival during the summer. I went to it last year all fucked up and basically laughed in all of their when most of them told me that they had 2 or more kids, divorced, out of work, and/or living with their parents. Popularity gets you no fucking where after school.
 

Kris_LTRMa

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For all of my reunions, I used the same excuse - I hated you stuck up bitches back then and have no desire to see any of you now. I hope your rich daddies disowned you forcing you to turn tricks to support yourselves, your 10 children and lazy nig nogs with AIDS you all married.

That'll be the excuse I'll use for the next one as well, although at that point I'll probably start wishing mongoloid grandchildren on all of them ;)
 
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Never been to a reunion. If I gave a shit about any of my classmates, or any of them gave a shit about me, we'd be in touch. Fuck em. I went to school with these people 20 years ago, that's the only thing we have in common anymore.

SF has the right idea... tell them you'll be "on location, in the valley".
 

Beeman99

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I just got my ten year High School reunion invite (well I got it a few weeks ago and wan't to respond now) it's an e card invite where you can say 1= your going 2= not sure 3= not going...FUCK THAT! Im not going, but then I saw that you could leave comments. Im not sure what to write,,,was thinking= "sorry I can't make it, ill be in Vegas with my husband,,,," something stupid. So far there's like fifteen tool boxes that are going and It just looks so fucking cheesy and annoying.

I actually wen't out with the girl who's planning the whole thing::hammer: HAHAHHA

What should I write? And do any pests want to get in on the action?
My HS 10 year was in September, and when I found out about it in the spring I had been on facebook, had added a lot of the people I went to HS with, and saw that most of them are no different than in HS, so I decided not to waste my time. Then I saw some pics from it later, and I'm very happy I didn't go. If I wanted to see any of those people over the last ten years I would've.
 
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Why go to a reunion? If you actually liked the people you went to High School with, you would be hanging out with them already and don't need a stupid event in your High School gym with crappy punch and name tags that don't stick on you.
 

[OnA]UncleMo

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You should go, maybe you will be surprised at how some of the popular people in school are just total fucking losers that live with their parents. My class has never had a reunion that I know of. I think that is because most of them still live in the town. If I ever want to see any of the old assholes that I graduated with all I have to do is show up to the local bar in that town or go to the town festival during the summer. I went to it last year all fucked up and basically laughed in all of their when most of them told me that they had 2 or more kids, divorced, out of work, and/or living with their parents. Popularity gets you no fucking where after school.
Hey! I live with my parents still. WAAAAAAAAA:cry3:
 
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never got an invite. i did a good job dropping of the map............id probably get caught hidin in the girls room tryin to take pics again.
 
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When my 5 and 10 years reunion rolled around I didn't go either. If I cared about anyone I went to school with I'd still be friends with them.

Just tell them I spent 12 years waiting to get away from you fuckin people. I sure as hell don't wannt to see you again after 10.
 

MAV

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Why go to a reunion? If you actually liked the people you went to High School with, you would be hanging out with them already and don't need a stupid event in your High School gym with crappy punch and name tags that don't stick on you.
says the guy thats only been outta the womb for 4 months



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ShavedLebaneseBear

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I never went to my 10 year, and I will not be going to any others. As others here have said, if i wanted to see people I went to HS with, I would be friends with them now. I had a great time in HS, and I had a lot of friends. I am still friends with those people I hung out with then. Why would I go and reminisce with people I never talked to back then? I never had any "enemies" in HS, so there is no bad blood, it just seems like a waste of time. I guess I just don't care about how everyone turned out.
My buddy went to the 10 year, but he had a chip on his shoulder and needed to prove to people he was not a loser. Unfortunately, he brought his fat ass wife, which probably did not make him look like much of a stud. My sister went to her's also, but it was mainly just to see which of the popular girls got fat. Why do people carry this shit around with them for so long..? :arrrh:
 
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Just for the record, I'm pretty sure this is the first time anyone has ever invoked the aid of "O and A fans' brains"...





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