Obama: Give me your wedding and birthday presents

whiskeyguy

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#3
What the fuck? I guess his presidential campaign needs the money more than young couples just starting their lives in a shitty economy.

My youngest brother's wedding is tomorrow, people are going to get a kick out of this. I might print up a sign for the reception.
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
#4
Rush used to talk about a little kid who was worried over one of Clinton's economy speeches, so the kid sent in $5 he got for his birthday, or sumtin. And Clinton kept it.

Obama has taken it one step further and begged for that $5.
 

weeniewawa

it's a man, baby!!!
#5
guess barry is going to have to state his approval of beastiality and kid touching next so he can get some of that demographic money since his homo plan didn't go too well
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#6
It rules living in a satire.
 

Josh_R

Registered User
#8
Did anyone participate in #ObamaFundraisingIdeas trend on twitter yesterday? They were fucking hilarious!

‏@fatdaddybulldog
Scavenger hunt at Occidental, Columbia and Harvard. #obamafundraisingideas
Retweeted by OH for Gary Johnson

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‏@OhioGaryJohnson
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‏@usuallyrite
#ObamaFundraisingIdeas "SWAT" your friends with ATFE agents -- $5000
Retweeted by OH for Gary Johnson

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‏@OhioGaryJohnson
#ObamaFundraisingIdeas Charge media personalities a fee every time they get a "tingly feeling" up their leg.

‏@jasonahart
Did you know when you shop at http://NBC.com 100% of the profits go toward my reelection? #ObamaFundraisingIdeas
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‏@GoingSimple
#ObamaFundraisingIdeas >They could sell decks of souvenir playing cards, where every card in the deck is the #RaceCard
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‏@OhioGaryJohnson
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‏@OhioGaryJohnson
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Retweeted by OH for Gary Johnson

‏@OhioGaryJohnson
#obamafundraisingideas highest bidder gets to see all 140k #FastandFurious documents! #ExecutivePrivilege

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‏@OhioGaryJohnson
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‏@LibertarianPoli
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Retweeted by OH for Gary Johnson

‏@OhioGaryJohnson
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@LibertarianPoli
#ObamaFundraisingIdeas For only $5, you can buy a joint, and spend the next 30 years in a place with free food, cable tv, and gym AKA jail
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‏@OhioGaryJohnson
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#9
Liddy's right, it is a satire, you just have to wonder what can come next? How can they top this?

I thought Obama accepting his nomination at Bank of America Stadium would be the most ironic moment this summer, but then the Commerce Secretary "crashes" his car (3 times) in California, and now this, if a comedy writer penned these scenarios they'd look like a hack.
 

Begbie

Wackbag Generalissimo
#10
If only this was a Republican POTUS doing this shit...Comedy Central , late night talk shows, and SNL would be well-stocked with political material. :icon_cool
 

whiskeyguy

PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.
Donator
#11
I think in lieu of campaign donations, we should all send the exact same model of toaster to the White House.
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
#12
Liddy's right, it is a satire, you just have to wonder what can come next? How can they top this?
Bottoms up!

Obama: U.S. needs 'bottom-up economics'

Published: June 22, 2012 at 8:30 PM

TAMPA, Fla., June 22 (UPI) -- U.S. President Barack Obama told a campaign rally in Florida Friday the country needs "some middle class-out economics, some bottom-up economics."
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2012/06/22/Obama-US-needs-bottom-up-economics/UPI-69481340411454/
 

MetalBender

I like fistables.
#13
Did anyone participate in #ObamaFundraisingIdeas trend on twitter yesterday? They were fucking hilarious!
What no one suggested he take a verbally abusive bus ride for half a million? Perhaps more than that.
 

Neon

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#14
I guess if the first anniversary is paper, than the wedding itself is hot air. :icon_cool
 

Neon

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Donator
#17

mascan42

Registered User
#18
Which campaign worker "acting on his own initiative" will be thrown under the bus for this one?
 

Begbie

Wackbag Generalissimo
#19
I told my buddy (who just got married a couple weeks ago, works at a gun shop, and is about the biggest gun/God lovin righty I know) that we made a donation to Obama 2012 in his name. He nearly shit himself.
 
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