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Obama: Give me your wedding and birthday presents

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Atomic Fireball, Jun 23, 2012.

  1. Atomic Fireball

    Atomic Fireball Well-Known Member
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    Obama Event Registry

    Stay classy, Panhandler-in-chief!

    I watch the "Gravy Bowl" every New Years Day.
     
  2. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    I saw that too. Isn't it a gravy "boat?"
     
  3. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    What the fuck? I guess his presidential campaign needs the money more than young couples just starting their lives in a shitty economy.

    My youngest brother's wedding is tomorrow, people are going to get a kick out of this. I might print up a sign for the reception.
     
  4. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Rush used to talk about a little kid who was worried over one of Clinton's economy speeches, so the kid sent in $5 he got for his birthday, or sumtin. And Clinton kept it.

    Obama has taken it one step further and begged for that $5.
     
  5. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

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    guess barry is going to have to state his approval of beastiality and kid touching next so he can get some of that demographic money since his homo plan didn't go too well
     
  6. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    It rules living in a satire.
     
  7. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Did anyone participate in #ObamaFundraisingIdeas trend on twitter yesterday? They were fucking hilarious!

     
  9. thekidslepthere

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    Liddy's right, it is a satire, you just have to wonder what can come next? How can they top this?

    I thought Obama accepting his nomination at Bank of America Stadium would be the most ironic moment this summer, but then the Commerce Secretary "crashes" his car (3 times) in California, and now this, if a comedy writer penned these scenarios they'd look like a hack.
     
  10. Begbie

    Begbie Wackbag Generalissimo

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    If only this was a Republican POTUS doing this shit...Comedy Central , late night talk shows, and SNL would be well-stocked with political material. :icon_cool
     
  11. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    I think in lieu of campaign donations, we should all send the exact same model of toaster to the White House.
     
  12. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Bottoms up!

    http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2012/06/22/Obama-US-needs-bottom-up-economics/UPI-69481340411454/
     
  13. MetalBender

    MetalBender I like fistables.

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    What no one suggested he take a verbally abusive bus ride for half a million? Perhaps more than that.
     
  14. Neon

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    I guess if the first anniversary is paper, than the wedding itself is hot air. :icon_cool
     
  15. Don the Radio Guy

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    The golden calf demands sacrifices!

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  16. Party Rooster

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    Which campaign worker "acting on his own initiative" will be thrown under the bus for this one?
     
  19. Begbie

    Begbie Wackbag Generalissimo

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    I told my buddy (who just got married a couple weeks ago, works at a gun shop, and is about the biggest gun/God lovin righty I know) that we made a donation to Obama 2012 in his name. He nearly shit himself.
     
  20. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Embarrassing at best.
     

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