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Ohio police chief says he ate cake laced with pot oil

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  1. mr. sin

    mr. sin Registered User

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    http://bigstory.ap.org/article/ohio-police-chief-says-he-ate-cake-laced-pot



    LAURELVILLE, Ohio (AP) — An Ohio police chief says he ate cake left in his kitchen without realizing it was laced with cannabis oil.
    Laurelville Chief Mike Berkemeier says he fell ill after eating the cake a couple of weeks ago and couldn't figure out what was wrong. He says he drove a few blocks to the police station, where medics took him for medical testing.
    The Logan Daily News reports Berkemeier was hospitalized for more than a day. While there, a phone call with his daughter revealed the cake had been laced with an oil form of the psychoactive chemical component that causes a high from marijuana.
    Berkemeier tells WBNS-TV one of his daughter's friends took the cake to his home, about 35 miles southeast of Columbus.
    There's no word of criminal charges.
     
  2. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    Police sketch artists have released this rendering of the victim:

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  3. gorram

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    Digesting pot can be VERY POWERFUL

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  4. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Throw the cop in jail. He's ingested pot oil; he'll be a heroin addict by next week and we can't a man like that on the streets.
     
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  5. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    this guy eats pot cake and keeps his job, miss teen delaware takes a cock and she loses her crown. a god damn injustice.
     
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  6. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    I guarantee that the daughter won't the same punishment a non-police legacy would get.
     
  7. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    That chief should lose all his guns, because now he is a dope fiend of the worst kind. One with a badge.
     
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  8. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    He should be placed in a psychiatric facility and evaluated for symptoms of reefer madness.
     
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  9. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    He'll probably never make it out, he'll be too busy banging all the crazy black chicks while listening to the Devil's music. JAZZ!
     
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  10. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    He'll be just another burn-out. All because he wanted a piece of cake. He thought he could handle it; that he could quit anytime. This junkie disgusts me. The man has a child, for Christ's sake.
     
  11. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Wonder how many 'nips' of the old flask he had before ingesting the 'hash oil' cake?
     
  12. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Stupid bitch. Here's the game plan. Step 1. "What cake?" Step 2. Eat cake.
     
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  13. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    Did the cake give him the munchies?
     

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