So I called up my lawyer this morning, who's also a personal friend of mine, about a traffic ticket issue. Not a big deal. He told me to come by this afternoon, that his office (he works out of his home, an old farmhouse/mansion type of place) is closed today but he'd look it over for me. He calls me up a little later to lock down exactly when I'd be going over. Seemed like there was a time window he wanted me to hit. Not a big deal, I went when it was convenient for him. I got there a little late (rare for me), and my buddy is in a t-shirt and shorts, just working around the house kind of clothes. He and his wife are eating lunch: I don't see his wife but I hear them talking after I come in. About 5 minutes after I got there a very attractive young lady showed up dressed for a business meeting. My buddy introduces her to me as an intern for his office (I thought his office was closed today?) and gives her name as "Madison". Which is a normal name, sure, but there's also been a Madison at every strip club I've ever walked into. While he's going over my info to take care of the ticket for me, I try to make a little small talk with her. Ask her what school she's going to. I figure she's in college, to be an intern at a law office, right? But she gives the name of the town we're in, where there's a college but the college is very much not named the same thing as the town. So she's a high school girl? She looks a bit older than that. But not by much. He hands her his phone, telling me that he had some problems with transferring a bunch of stuff from his computer he didn't want on there, and asking her to delete some of it. She works on the phone, but it could be that there was a message he put on there for her, telling her to play along. My buddy is around 60, his wife around 50. No kids. Did I walk in on him calling an escort over or something? Or am I just ridiculously suspicious?