Ok, how long until the PC assholes make James Bond a chick?

VMS

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There are chicks named James, after all. Or at least called that (James King, the model).

I can see some PC fucktard turning the James Bond franchise into a chick-oriented spy series. Any guesses on a timeline?

Figure Daniel Craig is good for another 5-6 movies, or more if he's not worried about serious typecasting.
 

thekidslepthere

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That idea is so awful it's great, I'm speed dialing my agent to get me a meeting with Cubby Broccoli as I type this.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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they tried that with "a long kiss good night" and it didn't work out all that well, i liked the movie but chick spy flicks dont sell that well
 

LiddyRules

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That idea is so awful it's great, I'm speed dialing my agent to get me a meeting with Cubby Broccoli as I type this.
"Hello Hollywood, here's an idea. Dr. Strangelovitz. ... He's a character actor!"
 

LiddyRules

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I think xXx is good enough and by good enough i mean shit.
I remember when the first xXx was coming out the director Rob Cohen was talking about how this franchise was the future. How James Bond was boring and dead and no one would ever like him again and the only thing kids today can relate to was someone into Extreme Sports like xXx and not a lame-o who wears a tuxedo.

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How's that going for you Bobby?
 

thekidslepthere

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Good luck with that. Maybe if the phone line falls down in the graveyard.
Yeah I know but I wasn't positive what his daughter's name is, I think either Barbara or Carol, one of those kinds of names and I didn't really feel like looking it up. And Cubby produced most of them.
 
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Haulport

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His daughter is a HOLE. I hate that dumb bitch. Casino Royale was AMAZING all the way up to the fight scene on the stairs and then it turned into SHIT. Looked beautiful throughout though.

And POKER? Fucking POKER in James Bond??? Give me a BREAK!

And Daniel Craig did a great job with what he had script-wise but that doosh comes out right before the movie and says he hates guns........ugh. I mean I guess it's okay to make your LIVING and CAREER of of glamorizing guns but it's cool to say you hate them

GO SCREW BRIT.

 

LiddyRules

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His daughter is a HOLE.
I didn't know Craig has a daugher.

And POKER? Fucking POKER in James Bond??? Give me a BREAK
He's done it before. "Rules for draw and stud poker? You were supposed to take these out of the deck!"
 
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Haulport

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I didn't know Craig has a daugher.

He's done it before. "Rules for draw and stud poker? You were supposed to take these out of the deck!"
Referring to the post right above me. Cubby's daughter.....but you knew that : )
 

LiddyRules

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Referring to the post right above me. Cubby's daughter.....but you knew that : )
Honestly I had no clue what you were talking about.
 
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Haulport

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Honestly I had no clue what you were talking about.
Oh. Okay cool. I'm just used to disingenuous a-holes on forums picking apart every misspelled word and improperly linked pronoun.