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Okay, we can put a nail in the pageant coffin.

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by BIV, Jun 12, 2013.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    But only if you do it with your right arm. Can someone hold the nail for me?

    Fixed.
     
  2. Frankie_b

    Frankie_b Talk softly and drive a big tank!

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    That's not a dude?
     
  3. Falldog

    Falldog Wackbag's Best Conservative
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    She has a freakishly large mouth.
     
  4. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    I wouldn't worry... she's armless... tss tss...
     
  5. Mags

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    ...and she's missing an arm.
     
  6. tysonpunchinguterus

    tysonpunchinguterus "Allegedly"

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    Well, SHE can't put the nail in the coffin.

    edit: Shit, I didn't see BIV's comment above the article. I suck.
     
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  7. Frankie_b

    Frankie_b Talk softly and drive a big tank!

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    She reminded me of this dude

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  8. ruckstande

    ruckstande Posts mostly from the shitter.

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    Dude?
     
  9. Frankie_b

    Frankie_b Talk softly and drive a big tank!

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    Jenna Talackova, Canadian transwoman model...thing
     
  10. tattered

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    Whatever it is id hit it like its a woman
     
  11. Neon

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    That reminds me - LiddyRules - I saw an 8-9 with a baby arm yesterday. She was very skilled at hiding it under her shirt or whatever but I noticed. I still think I would rather bang hot girl with robot leg than hot girl with baby arm, but I would absolutely fuck this brawd. She was beautiful.
     
  12. Neon

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    I see she finally gave up on her Baking Company.
     
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  13. GrammatonCleric

    GrammatonCleric Registered User

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    Bingo!!! I thought the same thing. Look at her right. . .err hand. That's a man hand.
     
  14. crippledalbino

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    Liking this post because it's EXACTLY what I thought when I saw that picture.

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  15. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    Well, at least she's got an excuse for not being able to maintain her fingernails. Yuck.
     
  16. Mags

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    Looks like she bites them. Ick.
     
  17. Guilty Spark

    Guilty Spark It's freeing and refreshing

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    I'd take a stump job
     
  18. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    Like rub your cock with it or plug up your corn dispenser?
     
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  19. Guilty Spark

    Guilty Spark It's freeing and refreshing

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    Yes and preferably in that order
     
  20. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Born without a hand, too.

    Bad news for her, at the Miss America pageant, she will be running against a Downs and a burn victim.

    Well, it does have to do twice the work of most girls hands.
     
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  21. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    Would you rather she had the hand without the arm?

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  22. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Who in the hell thought this was a good idea? I'm totally at a loss of words over this. Absolutely perplexed, baffled, and befuddled I am.
     
  23. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    She's done. Was recently busted faking fisting videos.
     
  24. tysonpunchinguterus

    tysonpunchinguterus "Allegedly"

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    While she's there, she's going to play blackjack--but just 1 hand.
     

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