Old people , when do they turn back into teenagers

cozzie

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Aug 7, 2005
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I have a freind I've known for 15 years, I've known his mother for 3 years. The last time I went home(to Fl) I hung out with him & his mom for a few days. We did a bunch of work around her house. Any way back then (X-Mas Time) around 5 pm she would hand us a couple of hundreds and tell us to go get some beers and some ladies, I thought it was kind of weird, but oh well , we did both. About 3 weeks ago she called me , asking me if I knew someone who could fix something for her. Then she asked me if i had a GF and if she was treating me right? I've talked to her 3 times this week and she cracks me up, telling me old stories , cussing like a sailor, talking about things that would make Richard Pryor blush and we both just laugh our asses off. Why do you think she has all of a sudden reverted back teenager? She has emphazema ( sp not right) and maybe a year to live. Could dying just bring out all you inhabitions, feelings, & funny ass stories?
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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Toss the old broad a good pounding or two and charge her for it, she won't remember.
 

Glenn Dandy

THE ONLY WHITE PRESIDENT LEFT.
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#5
Mayby like me.... she fears being too old guy... nobody wants to visit.

the old people that just go on n on about their hip surgery.

my granny was a wacko,,, and talked silly granny shit... but, i use to pick her up in my chevelle with the slayer going and take her to the casinos when i wanted to gamble... she knew if she wanted to party, and not sit n die... to chill out and deal.

even called a parking lot swoogie lady a ****** once... we loffed n loffed.


Miss you grandmom. One hard bitch.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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around 60 i think, my mother is going down the same rout and the guy that i work for and all his buddies act like there 19, its kind of funny, me and the other guy that i work with just laugh at them
 

LiddyRules

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When they kick the can, derr
 
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stalkerriffic

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i share a house w/ my 83 year old gramma. some days she's an annoying old lady, other days she tells me about the sex talk lady & the soft-core porn she watched on cable & will swear all the naughty words except "fuck" & "god damn" (apparently, jesus doesn't like the god damn & fuck words).

it all depends on the old person and their mood...i guess
 

LiddyRules

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I'm gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza!
 

cozzie

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Aug 7, 2005
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i just talked to my freinds mom again today, she told me she got the help that she needeed thanks to me. Any way she told me she has a lady across the street that watches her house like a hawk. She asked me when I come down , to wait when she leaves the house to go out in the yard and run around naked for 10 mins so her neighbor will come ask her , "what's " going on. This old lady is craking me up
 
J

Jack&Dino

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#12
Fuck her. Maybe your cock can break through the pearly gates like death's hymen.
 
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#13
It's pretty obvious she wants you to pound her dude, I'm not even making a joke here.

Get you a little Mrs. Robinson
 

Redding

Why can't us?
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i just talked to my freinds mom again today, she told me she got the help that she needeed thanks to me. Any way she told me she has a lady across the street that watches her house like a hawk. She asked me when I come down , to wait when she leaves the house to go out in the yard and run around naked for 10 mins so her neighbor will come ask her , "what's " going on. This old lady is craking me up
she is in some way flirting with you my friend
 

Deadbent

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#16
Dunno when they turn back into teenagers, but they always seem to turn back into babies at the end, sleeping a lot and shitting in their pants, or place they sleep.