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Old people , when do they turn back into teenagers

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by cozzie, Jul 14, 2007.

  1. cozzie

    cozzie head retard

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    I have a freind I've known for 15 years, I've known his mother for 3 years. The last time I went home(to Fl) I hung out with him & his mom for a few days. We did a bunch of work around her house. Any way back then (X-Mas Time) around 5 pm she would hand us a couple of hundreds and tell us to go get some beers and some ladies, I thought it was kind of weird, but oh well , we did both. About 3 weeks ago she called me , asking me if I knew someone who could fix something for her. Then she asked me if i had a GF and if she was treating me right? I've talked to her 3 times this week and she cracks me up, telling me old stories , cussing like a sailor, talking about things that would make Richard Pryor blush and we both just laugh our asses off. Why do you think she has all of a sudden reverted back teenager? She has emphazema ( sp not right) and maybe a year to live. Could dying just bring out all you inhabitions, feelings, & funny ass stories?
     
  2. Tax Kuntz

    Tax Kuntz just being an ass

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    Is she hot?
     
  3. cozzie

    cozzie head retard

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    yes !

    she has embers in her lungs

    asshole
     
  4. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Toss the old broad a good pounding or two and charge her for it, she won't remember.
     
  5. Glenn Dandy

    Glenn Dandy THE ONLY WHITE PRESIDENT LEFT.

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    Mayby like me.... she fears being too old guy... nobody wants to visit.

    the old people that just go on n on about their hip surgery.

    my granny was a wacko,,, and talked silly granny shit... but, i use to pick her up in my chevelle with the slayer going and take her to the casinos when i wanted to gamble... she knew if she wanted to party, and not sit n die... to chill out and deal.

    even called a parking lot swoogie lady a ****** once... we loffed n loffed.


    Miss you grandmom. One hard bitch.
     
  6. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    around 60 i think, my mother is going down the same rout and the guy that i work for and all his buddies act like there 19, its kind of funny, me and the other guy that i work with just laugh at them
     
  7. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    When they kick the can, derr
     
  8. stalkerriffic

    stalkerriffic unsuccessful abortion

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    i share a house w/ my 83 year old gramma. some days she's an annoying old lady, other days she tells me about the sex talk lady & the soft-core porn she watched on cable & will swear all the naughty words except "fuck" & "god damn" (apparently, jesus doesn't like the god damn & fuck words).

    it all depends on the old person and their mood...i guess
     
  9. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    I'm gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza!
     
  10. izzy izkowitz

    izzy izkowitz Chris Hansen is my hero

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    that is one of the best twilight zones ever.
     
  11. cozzie

    cozzie head retard

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    i just talked to my freinds mom again today, she told me she got the help that she needeed thanks to me. Any way she told me she has a lady across the street that watches her house like a hawk. She asked me when I come down , to wait when she leaves the house to go out in the yard and run around naked for 10 mins so her neighbor will come ask her , "what's " going on. This old lady is craking me up
     
  12. Jack&Dino

    Jack&Dino New Wackbag

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    Fuck her. Maybe your cock can break through the pearly gates like death's hymen.
     
  13. Voss's Tumor

    Voss's Tumor Banned

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    It's pretty obvious she wants you to pound her dude, I'm not even making a joke here.

    Get you a little Mrs. Robinson
     
  14. Redding

    Redding Why can't us?

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    she is in some way flirting with you my friend
     
  15. kloraferm

    kloraferm Humor is reason gone mad

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    I love "Simpsons" references.
     
  16. Deadbent

    Deadbent You can go fuck.

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    Dunno when they turn back into teenagers, but they always seem to turn back into babies at the end, sleeping a lot and shitting in their pants, or place they sleep.
     

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