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OMG just read this it's fucking hilarious!

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by OccupyWackbag, Jan 3, 2012.

  1. OccupyWackbag

    OccupyWackbag Registered User

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    OMG how embarrassing! Lets read that again.

    :haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7:
     
  2. Voss's Tumor

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  3. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Holy fuck. That is so douchechilly.
     
  4. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    If that bitch had torn his nuts off and fed them to him, it would've hurt less that that gutstomping.

    I almost feel sorry for that poor sadsack cop.
     
  5. Dikbag

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    What a fucking cunt.
     
  6. lajikal

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    WTF, is he 14? Fuck this faggot.
     
  7. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Must have ran out of GHB.
     
  8. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    You know that cop was sitting home all lonely, wistfully thinking of a bright future where the special gal he was smitten with would be his wife, and they'd tell their adorable story of how fate brought them together over a speeding ticket, and all their friends and family would go "Awwww... that's just precious."

    And look at him now... a human puddle of humiliation... probably got the barrel of his service gun in his mouth.
     
  9. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    Between the title for this and dredging up the FBA thread, they really should ban you.
     
  10. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    .

     
  11. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    I'm thinking about it.

    Digging up old threads just to be an ass gets old fast.

    Being a previously banned assshat and doing it gets

    you banned faster. ;)
     
  12. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    But...but...he didn't stalk you, you retarded cunt. All he did was write a (half sweet, half stupid) letter. He's just a guy who did something silly because he's not cynical enough to handle cunts like you the way you deserve to be handled.

    AGh, I hate this stinky black hole of a person.
     
  13. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    [​IMG]

    Did he draw little hearts on the note? Ice water enema chills with this one.
     
  14. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    What is your signature move?

    Drop some Viagra in their rides and let a non stop stream of sexually suggestive innuendo fly? :xyxthumbs
     
  15. Voss's Tumor

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    Whoa, do we know who Occupy is?
     
  16. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    OAarchive.
     
  17. crippledalbino

    crippledalbino The God of 42nd Street
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    I don't know and I don't care. Anyone who puts 'OMG' in a thread title deserves the Insta-Permaban-Hammer.
     
  18. Psychopath

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    What is worse for him is I guarantee every cop in his precinct has stuffed fake romantic letter in his desk and locker. Poor bastard is taking it from both ends.
     
  19. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    Who was O&A Archive before that? What was his original username?
     
  20. Voss's Tumor

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    We had a theory awhile ago that it was JSHanley.
     
  21. Ballbuster1

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    Actually that name was Jsnhnsly and they're all one and the same. ;)
     
  22. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Not O&A Archive; OAarchive.
     
  23. Voss's Tumor

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    Whatever, I never liked the guy well enough to learn his name.

    I do enjoy my fans, though.
     
  24. Mags

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    Yeah see there's the little part about abusing official power to commit an even worse crime, contacting a private citizen. He should lose his job and pension. He's not just a stalking creep, he's a bad cop.

    How'd ya think he's gonna get chicks in his new job as a Kmart security guard, accuse them of shoplifting? Yeesh.
     
  25. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    He just looked up her address to write a letter. That's all. Let's not give it fancy names that make it sound worse. He should get a slap on the wrist.
     

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