On a family trip to California...

VMS

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And it's the usual Asian family trip. Ie- no personal time, no time away from the program, we go to everything together, we eat every meal together, etc.

Staying at my uncle's place in Rowland Heights. Better known as middle class China with Mexican laborers. Going to Vegas for a couple of days and will be trying to break free while we're there to at least hang out at the pool a bit and maybe hit up a few strip clubs.

Just got here yesterday, and this enforced family togetherness is already driving me mildly mad.
 

Konstantin K

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Looks like you had a wonderful time.
 

Lord Zero

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And it's the usual Asian family trip. Ie- no personal time, no time away from the program, we go to everything together, we eat every meal together, etc.

Just got here yesterday, and this enforced family togetherness is already driving me mildly mad.
All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink. All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink.
All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink. All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink.
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All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink. All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink.
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All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink. All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink.
All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink. All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink.
All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink. All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink.
All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink. All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink.
All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink. All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink.
All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink. All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink.
All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink. All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink.
All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink. All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink.
All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink. All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink.
All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink. All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink.
All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink. All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink.
All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink. All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink.
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All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink. All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink.
All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink. All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink.
All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink. All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink.
All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink. All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink.
All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink. All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink.
All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink. All work and no play makes VMS a dull chink.

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I stopped going on family trips at like umm 14 or 15...
 

VMS

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SHUT THE FUCK UP DURING LIVE PERFORMANCES BEFORE I KICK THE CUNT FROM WHICH I ENTERED THIS EARTH.
 

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Huh, I'm Irish American and we are going to Maine for my niece's graduation from high school. My plan is to drive up there with my parents drink, get in an argument, and then leave them there....so we are a lot alike.
 

VMS

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Oh, and peeler joints have lost their joy. Too much desperation spoils those places. Turned down a handy today. Never thought I'd ever do that from a 6 or above.
 
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Are you all piled in the Wagon Queen Family Truckster?

 

THE FEZ MAN

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I pitty every service person
 
Dec 8, 2004
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Huh, I'm Irish American and we are going to Maine for my niece's graduation from high school. My plan is to drive up there with my parents drink, get in an argument, and then leave them there....so we are a lot alike.
What no fist fight?
 

weeniewawa

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Huh, I'm Irish American and we are going to Maine for my niece's graduation from high school. My plan is to drive up there with my parents drink, get in an argument, and then leave them there....so we are a lot alike.
your parents drive a drink?
 

VMS

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Oh, and the dance coordinator for La Reve must be a fan of God Of War...
 

VMS

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Just found out that my cousin's kid works for HBO's comedy division. I'm blaming him for cancelling Lucky Louie.
 

VMS

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You knew this was coming. I am in Hell.

The family is karaoke singing. Kill me. Kill me now.