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  1. Dikbag

    Dikbag Registered User

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    just thinking of all the obnoxious shit me and my buddy do at work to pass time or make each other laugh. We can't be the only ones, what'da ya got.

    -pallet jack skateboard 360 contest

    -surfing an office chair pulled by a forklift

    -calling pizza hut(maybe one time the cops) and forwarding the call to the old lady in the lab.

    -Throwing golf balls off the roof (100' bulk storage tower) to see who could get in or closest to the catch basin about 200' away.

    -giant cardboard airplane off the roof contest

    - office door booby traps

    -if someone goes in the shitter, dump a few pounds of flour by the door and blast it under the door with the air gun.

    -if someone goes in the shitter, lean stuff against the door so it hits them when they open the door.

    -if someone goes in the shitter stack pallets in front of the door so they can't get out.

    -if an over the road driver is sweeping out his trailer and a coworker is standing on the dock watching him, scream "hey asshole!" from around the corner so the driver thinks he said it.

    There's alot more but most involve machinery, or pneumatic railcars and trailers that would be hard to explain.
     
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  2. somnarium

    somnarium deftones or somefuckin' body

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    I used to work for a company that makes cheap home and office furniture. The furniture was made of wooden veneers glued together and finished in a heat press to make a slab of wood around an inch thick. We used the heat presses to make pizzas.

    Occasionally, we'd drink at lunch. That was a third shift, summer job for college help.
     
  3. Dikbag

    Dikbag Registered User

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    PIZZAS!?
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  4. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Start a thread with corny shit you did at work.

    Someone posts corny shit shit they did at work.

    Make fun of their corny shit.

    Nice work, Mr. PoopSex.
     
  5. crippledalbino

    crippledalbino The God of 42nd Street
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    Nothing funnier than a good pneumatic railcar anecdote.
     
  6. Dikbag

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    pretty much, I should probally just thank him for at least trying to contribute to this failure.
     
  7. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    No, dont quit yet, just regal us with your HIGH LARIOUS tales of workplace jocularity and merriment! We all want more tales of ribaldry from the loading dock floors!
     
  8. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    jerked off in the bathroom
     
  9. Ballbuster1

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    I banged your mom.
     
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  10. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    This would turn into a 400 page thread on the bodybuilding forums. "Yeah, brah, then I put a penny in the door jamb lulz"
     
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  11. Dikbag

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    fuck me, please just let it die
     
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  12. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Oh, that will not happen.

    This one time, at work, I took a REALLY stinky dump. LOL CRAY, RITE?
     
  13. ruckstande

    ruckstande Posts mostly from the shitter.

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    The one time at work I lit a match to mask the smell and everyone thought the office was on fire.
     
  14. Konstantin K

    Konstantin K Big League Poster

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    Hey, what the fuck? No fair editing the OP. Now I'll never know what wacky hijinx you and your co-workers have gotten into.
     
  15. crippledalbino

    crippledalbino The God of 42nd Street
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    Our Beloved Mr. PoopSex went back and edited out all the crazy hijinks?

    I remember some of them... he threw some golf balls, played a little office-chair bump-and-tickle with his friends, there was a whole thing about when someone went to take a shit, they would spray the whole thing with flour... oh, they would dial the cops and then pin it on the receptionist.

    The hilarity really never ends with this guy.

    Edit: I hope a mod comes back to restore his fail, you don't get to bail out of such failure so easily
     
  16. somnarium

    somnarium deftones or somefuckin' body

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    He also insinuated that my wacky hijinks wasn't wacky enough. As I sat, slightly mystified, Fletcher put my confusion into words perfectly
     
  17. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    Logging is full of hijinx. All the trees to fall are marked way in advance, and some guys would go take their early morning shit next to one so the other fallers would step in it. Human feces on your boot is hilarious.

    To fuck with a loader operator you could rip the dozer down a landing when coming in with a load of logs and dust them out to a point they were puking by the end of the day. Emphysema is hilarious.

    One time a guy on our crew got so drunk in camp, we drove the dozer down a steep embankment facing downhill against a tree, hauled his ass into the cab, and then got the boss to wake him up by screaming at him about buying a new dozer.
     
  18. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    I go eat dinner and Mr. Poopsex tries to call for a mulligan. No way. What about the crazy blocking of office doors and palate skating shenanigans? Posts reported.
     
  19. Konstantin K

    Konstantin K Big League Poster

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    That sounds pretty intense. He probably started to worry about the legal ramifications. I'm sure he'll re-post it once he finds out if the statute of limitations is up.
     
  20. Ballbuster1

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    Oooooooooo... I'll have to see if we can do that with this board.
    I know we could with vBulletin. :D
     
  21. crippledalbino

    crippledalbino The God of 42nd Street
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    Mulligans?!?

    THERE ARE NO MULLIGANS IN WACKBAG!!!!

    He used to stand on the roof and yell at cars when other cars drove by... so they would think that it was the people in the other cars that yelled at them!!! BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
     
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  22. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    I did many, many, many, many corny shits at work.
     
  23. crippledalbino

    crippledalbino The God of 42nd Street
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    The real question is why do you eat so much corn?
     
  24. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Because Monsanto.
     
  25. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    thp has genitally modified shits.
     

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