one more reason why john mayer actually rules

moegolden

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he gives the paparazzi great photo ops to fuck with everyone's heads....

 

moegolden

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John Mayer was in a really good mood the other might when he left The Waverly Inn. He took a liking to the photographer following him and asked what he could do to make the photo more marketable. Eventually he decided that holding hands with his male companion would be amusing and start speculation. His buddy looks a little embarrassed, but the photo is fun and it makes you wonder if he's still seeing Minka Kelly.


this photo was taken in front of Butter on astor place, which is a cab ride from the waverly inn.
 

LilJimmyRbinson

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Fucking Jessica Simpson and Minka Kelly isn't enough?
 

Garyisajoke

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Eh, fuck him. Yeah, he's a good guitarist and he came off like a good guy on Ron and Fez but I just don't like his music. And the whole "yeah, call me anytime, guys - I'm a fan of the show" thing seems like a ploy since whenever Ron and Fez tried to get him on the show, he couldn't find the time. Fuck him. And Jessica Simpson is overrated.
 

moegolden

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one more reason....he fucks his fans!


"I might've hooked up with [fans], but as soon as I hooked up with them they weren't fans anymore." --John Mayer
The guitarist and serial dater admitted that it's not just celebs he's after. Sometimes he even lets the laypeople have a bit of the action.

http://www.okmagazine.com/news/view/7768
 
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1) His dick smells like Jennifer Aniston

2) [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmfZXZronW8[/media]
 
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Another HILARIOUS John Mayer photo...
He's just the Bee's Knees.
See, he's wearing a bikini, with straps.
 

Chino Kapone

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That's actually pretty funny. Looks like an old pic.
Doesn't he have 2 complete sleeves? "whaa"